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palmtrees2309 @lemmy.world - 22hr

Touch typers are immune.

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driving_crooner @lemmy.eco.br - 21hr

For touch types change J and H.

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brian @lemmy.ca - 21hr

😠

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Cenzorrll @lemmy.world - 11hr

J-k would get me. J-h puts my hands too close and I'll notice. There's enough space to the right that I'll happily be super confused when I start tu[]omg ;ole tjos

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Landless2029 @lemmy.world - 18hr

Pure evil

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Echolynx @lemmy.zip - 17hr

Jokes on you, I don't use home row.

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SkyeStarfall - 39min

I would definitively notice immediately. It would just feel.. wrong

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EffortlessEffluvium @lemmy.zip - 22hr

You mean innume

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TheSlad @sh.itjust.works - 20hr

You mean you neam immune

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Opisek - 19hr

You neam you mean innume

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tempest @lemmy.ca - 18hr

They don't have to be.

My roommate once got a keyboard with all blank key caps.

In order to punish his hubris I remapped m and n in the windows registry when he left his computer unlocked.

Good times.

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Ininewcrow - 16hr

Always loved the description for people who use the keyboard and still visually look for the keys ....

SEARCH AND DESTROY

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bamboo - 16hr

hunt and peck

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TheRealKuni - 20hr

The key is to not only do this, but also compile this quick autohotkey script to an exe, hide it on their computer, and set it to run at startup:

#NoTrayIcon

m::n
n::m

That way it’ll fuck with touch typers. And when they look down to confirm that something’s wrong, it won’t look wrong. It’ll drive them nuts!

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ExcessShiv @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 17hr

What kind of clown company allows random employees to just compile random scripts and alter startup behavior of computers...and also, what kind of moron employee leaves their computer unattended and unlocked.

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village604 @adultswim.fan - 16hr

You'd be shocked to see what's allowed on many college campuses because no one wants to hear faculty bitch endlessly about it.

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Landless2029 @lemmy.world - 18hr

Set it to startup only on April 1st

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SaharaMaleikuhm @feddit.org - 21hr

I would never ever notice that.

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lobut @lemmy.ca - 19hr

My manager once swapped my coworker's keyboard to say "FUMICHAL" or something like that on the keyboard.

It was many weeks before my manager had to point it out to him that he did that. Since my coworker was a touch typer he just never noticed. I think my boss thought that since he was Polish that maybe he'd look down once in a while, but nope.

I don't think he ever changed it back because he just never thought it was worthwhile to do so.

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Ininewcrow - 16hr

The only keys I would ever notice being moved are 'F' and 'J' ... because they have that little nub to let your fingers know where to place your hands ... but even then, I usually just move my finger placement left or right until I find the right setup anyway.

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OpenStars - 18hr

Hey, a personalized keyboard, neat! 😉

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The_v @lemmy.world - 13hr

Non-destructice hijinks were highly encouraged at my first job. It was a way to encourage people to remember to lock up their computers when they stepped away.

So mouse button settings were often reversed, hotkeys were mapped, desktop backgrounds were modified, and basically every other non-destructive computer prank was pulled.

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BeeegScaaawyCripple - 4hr

My favorite was screenshotting the screen then moving their icons and taskbar to a second monitor that was not plugged in.

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Jankatarch @lemmy.world - 45min

You can also toggle icons off.

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Cliff @lemmy.world - 8hr

Open a lot of windows and screenshot it for the new background picture. Was always funny to watch people desperately trying to close all the windows.

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The_v @lemmy.world - 7hr

My favorite was to take a screenshot of the desktop and set it as the background. Then put all of the icons into a folder. Most people I left the folder on the desktop. The IT guys, the folder was then hidden.

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Jankatarch @lemmy.world - 44min

You are the reason I use ls and cd instead of a foss file manager.

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TDCN @feddit.dk - 12hr

Jokes on you, i use Dvorak touch typing so I have no idea what's actually printed on the keys since I never pay attention to it anyway. I would literally not notice at all if you swapped them.

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SupraMario @lemmy.world - 11hr

I think like 99% of people who know how to type properly don't look at the keys. This is only gonna mess up the chicken pecking typers.

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humorlessrepost @lemmy.world - 7hr

In my office, we call them PMs.

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Rolivers - 56min

"Chicken pecking typers"

I nearly spat out my coffee.

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korendian @lemmy.zip - 22hr

If people need to look at their keyboard to type, they should not have an office job, lol.

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theneverfox @pawb.social - 18hr

And everyone should understand basic science

But they don't, do they?

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korendian @lemmy.zip - 17hr

What does that have to do with anything? My point is that being competent in typing is generally a prerequisite for any office job. Really weird that this is such a controversial take.

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theneverfox @pawb.social - 11hr

I'm saying it's nice to think about how people could be better...

But office workers absolutely do not all know how to touch type. When you find yourself working at an office, your typing speed tends to get faster, but if you don't already know how to touch type you just peck faster

It's why I'm so militant about my young relatives learning it. It's not that hard to learn, but you have to learn it before you actually need it or you never will

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AethiopeRoot @lemmy.zip - 22hr

Fucking genius OP 🤣

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mybuttnolie @sopuli.xyz - 17hr

i did that to my boss in one my previous jobs. guess why my career there ended lmao

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Mark with a Z - 15hr

They accidentally fired you and promoted nybuttmolie

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bklyn - 21hr

I always switched the G and the H, but to each their own

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MonkderVierte @lemmy.zip - 21hr

Oh and z and y please.

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Tower @lemmy.zip - 17hr

Clockwise or counterclockwise?

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Klear - 15hr

That would do nothing to me. I switch those dozens of times every day.

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