cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/40448071

Death Metal :

• You need talent to make it
• Enjoyed by university going intellectuals
• Guaranteed to leave you penniless since no one listens to it

Black Metal :

• Full of Nazis
• Talking about history
• Demands a return to tradition from a thousand years ago, and religion

Prog Metal :

• Even less people listen to it than death metal
• Likely to have LGBTQ support, since cishet women won't participate
• Way too optimistic

Hair Metal :

• In it exclusively for the money and girls
• Girls in the dictionary definition
• I'm calling them talentless, inauthentic pedos.

EDIT : I guess centrists would either be Thrash (I just want to party for god's sake) or NWOBHM (BoomerJack.jpg)