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mewwy cwistmas >w<

rockerface🇺🇦 - 5day

You might have misspelled "Satan", he's usually more on board with requests like these

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TotallynotJessica - 5day

Many people don't know this, but Santa is actually the evil version of Satan

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kewwwi @lemmy.world - 5day

u fool, you can have TWICE the microtransaction if you ask TWICE the money 🤑

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ceoofanarchism - 5day

As long as you accept Santa into your heart your past actions don't matter.

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FuyuhikoDate @feddit.org - 4day

I want coal!!! Lots of coal! So I can burn ze rich!!!

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