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New Canadian trade deal with India only allows for 1 assassination per year

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/12/new-canadian-trade-deal-with-india-only-allows-for-1-assassination-per-year/

“I know it sounds like a steep price, but considering that Trump has full-on asked me to turn the Yukon into a giant American strip mine, I’d say it’s not too unreasonable as far as concessions to majoritarian pseudo-cult leaders go,” Carney added.

“If we have to make concessions to a Muslim-hating billionaire demagogue, at least it’ll be for the one who can find Canada on a map.”

Now even the Beaverton is nailing being just a little too real.

SaveTheTuaHawk @lemmy.ca - 6hr

Beaverton still 100x more accurate than the National Compost.

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