ragebutt @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 13hrCrass enough to wear a shirt like that but not enough to wear a shirt that says fuck on it. Fuckin nerd 41
webghost0101 @sopuli.xyz - 14hrPlot twist: His wife is invited to the same party. He did not tell her about the sweater beforehand. Their kink is public sex. They got found doing the dirty in the kitchen and THAT is why they are no longer invited to parties. 26
Cousin Mose - 15hrI thought it was cherry Coke but I could be wrong. The hue of the photo seems to be off. 4
blockheadjt @sh.itjust.works - 13hrYeah I wouldn't invite someone who neglects apostrophes like that 6
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Tis the season
Crass enough to wear a shirt like that but not enough to wear a shirt that says fuck on it.
Fuckin nerd
Plot twist:
His wife is invited to the same party.
He did not tell her about the sweater beforehand.
Their kink is public sex.
They got found doing the dirty in the kitchen and THAT is why they are no longer invited to parties.
because you chase captain morgan with diet coke?
Weakest tier of rum and coke right there.
I thought it was cherry Coke but I could be wrong. The hue of the photo seems to be off.
Im calling it as Dr. Pepper, another clasic shitty rum mixer.
Figure? Feign? Face? Fathom? Foment? Facilitate? Feather?
FIND
Sometimes they get lost.
Fund
Wifes need money in these times
Fuck knows what it is
Frighten? Faze? Ftraumatize?
Familiarize? Fabricate? Feed?
Random apostropheing?
Yeah I wouldn't invite someone who neglects apostrophes like that
Me at a swingers party and I brought my own swingset