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Cops are like vampires. They can't come into your house unless invited.

Thorry @feddit.org - 8hr

I might have some bad news for you about cops my man

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Pearl - 6hr

Officer Smith 👮🏻‍♂️heard a cry for help from behind the window

An MRAP was requisitioned and a tactical breach occurred through the living room

All bodycams were non functional. The rollout of bodycams for the police department has been plagued with technical difficulties since it was announced a decade ago.

We were unable to determine who threw the incendiary grenade into the baby’s crib

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Proprietary_Blend @lemmy.world - 8hr

Ummm. Good luck with that!

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0ops - 7hr

I mean, that's the theory...

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ShaggyBlarney @lemmy.ca - 8hr

There's nothing really stopping them except the barely slight chance of future consequences.

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AxExRx - 6hr

I was once at a house party where the local PD showed up. The host asked if they jad a warrant, then immediately slammed the door in their face. They kicked down the door and he ran out the back.

Within 10 mins, there were about 20 state troopers, with ARs aimed at the 6 local PD officers, forcing them to strip down out of their underwear (to prevent them from hiding any 'illegal objects lockpicka or weapons) and hauling them off in SUVs, while all of us in our late teens watched.

Turns out the host was the nephew of Lt. Colonel of the entire state's state police forces. So when he called in that armed assailants who must be pretending to be local Leo's, since no officer would ever break down a door without a warrant, they were only too happy to respond with full force.

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a_person - 7hr

They also go away if you shoot them with a silver bullet

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kbal - 8hr

Sorry ma'am we have a warrant to suck your blood.

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uncouple9831 @lemmy.zip - 5hr

But they can throw a flashbang at a cradle that jumped out at them from inside of a house they didn't have a warrant to enter.

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Rhynoplaz - 7hr

How do cops feel about garlic?

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RavenofDespair @lemmy.ml - 5hr

they can enter if they have a magic scroll

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not_me - 7hr

C4 is very effective in that situation

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morto - 6hr

In brazil, many cops aren't like vampires, because if they look into a mirror, they see themselves. Sorry, international lemmy users, but only entendedores entenderão.

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bigkahuna1986 @lemmy.ml - 4hr

They can come in if they think they are going into a different home.

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Pat_Riot @lemmy.today - 53min

Breonna Taylor would like a word, but she can't because cops broke into her house unannounced and unidentified and killed her in her sleep.

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😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈 - 2hr

Ha, no. Definitely not true in the U.S.

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