cows_are_underrated in nosafetysmokingfirst @sh.itjust.works
Be Pet, Gay Dogs
starik @lemmy.zip - 2day
A reasonable request, either way you read it
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SanctimoniousApe @lemmings.world - 2day
Mkay... How does one fulfill the request to "gay dogs?"
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lurch (he/him) - 2day
first step in "be pet gay dogs" is getting yourself a nice collar
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SanctimoniousApe @lemmings.world - 2day
Ah, that explains it - leather, I'm guessing?
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Forester @pawb.social - 2day
The joke is pup play
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SanctimoniousApe @lemmings.world - 2day
Too old & out of the loop, I guess. Sorry.
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Rai @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1day
I know some folks into pup play from my circles who range from 40 to 65+ hahaha. Mostly gay dudes, so if you’re not gay dude, I can see how that might not have crossed your path.
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SanctimoniousApe @lemmings.world - 18hr
Nope. Straight as can be (but without all the insecurities about my manliness that make so many become assholes). Thanks for clearing that up - makes me feel slightly less clueless.
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starik @lemmy.zip - 1day
Gay is still an adjective in that one. It is requesting gay dogs to be pet.
I pet dogs frequently, do I now have to divorce my spouse due to irreconcilable differences of bodily parts?
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Iheartcheese @lemmy.world - 2day
YOU HAVE THE GAY
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SanctimoniousApe @lemmings.world - 2day
Oh, shit! Get it off! GET IT OFF!!!
NO, I DIDN'T MEAN GET THAT OFF!!!
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tetris11 @feddit.uk - 2day
"Be Dogs, Pet Gay"
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qbus @lemmy.world - 2day
I think we need a , somewhere in here
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SanctimoniousApe @lemmings.world - 2day
It's right there in OP's title.
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SuperNovaStar - 2day
Actually I think the missing punctuation mark is a colon. Then it would say Be pet: gay dogs, which means that "gay dogs" is a clarification of which kind of pet we are being instructed to be.
cows_are_underrated in nosafetysmokingfirst @sh.itjust.works
Be Pet, Gay Dogs
A reasonable request, either way you read it
Mkay... How does one fulfill the request to "gay dogs?"
first step in "be pet gay dogs" is getting yourself a nice collar
Ah, that explains it - leather, I'm guessing?
The joke is pup play
Too old & out of the loop, I guess. Sorry.
I know some folks into pup play from my circles who range from 40 to 65+ hahaha. Mostly gay dudes, so if you’re not gay dude, I can see how that might not have crossed your path.
Nope. Straight as can be (but without all the insecurities about my manliness that make so many become assholes). Thanks for clearing that up - makes me feel slightly less clueless.
Gay is still an adjective in that one. It is requesting gay dogs to be pet.
Gay dogs deserve to be pet roo
Roo?
https://feddit.org/pictrs/image/1574f6bb-e93e-4273-b87e-72729cf6dd2a.png
It's what makes them gay.
I pet dogs frequently, do I now have to divorce my spouse due to irreconcilable differences of bodily parts?
YOU HAVE THE GAY
Oh, shit! Get it off! GET IT OFF!!!
NO, I DIDN'T MEAN GET THAT OFF!!!
"Be Dogs, Pet Gay"
I think we need a , somewhere in here
It's right there in OP's title.
Actually I think the missing punctuation mark is a colon. Then it would say Be pet: gay dogs, which means that "gay dogs" is a clarification of which kind of pet we are being instructed to be.
I swear I'm fun at parties...
Good doggo
Woof?
Perfectly normal fediverse user
Both is good tho.