They formed an underground short kingdom in the Great Plains, where they could see danger for miles despite their height
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TotallynotJessica - 2day
revolutionary to horrific despot 😔
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Gamma - 2day
Patrick was actually a scammer the whole time. He got the nickname by selling pinwheels as security devices. Since they spun in the slightest breeze, people thought it detected danger everywhere and were scared into the con
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TotallynotJessica - 2day
from shameless conman to the next great dictator, who would've thunk it?
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cassandrafatigue @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 2day
No. Appalachian tunnels. There was a bloody insurgency and they adopted very tall children to serve as messengers.
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python @lemmy.world - 2day
He's rich
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TJA! - 2day
Maybe there is an age restriction
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JackbyDev - 1day
They couldn't see him
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kelpie_is_trying - 2day
Hate when that happens
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SanctimoniousApe @lemmings.world - 2day
Damnit, Verne Troyer - why couldn't you have stuck around for this?!?
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explodicle @sh.itjust.works - 1day
Join us at the No Short Kings protest this weekend
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lightnsfw @reddthat.com - 1day
How did Pinwheel Patrick survive the first executions?
TotallynotJessica in onehundredninetysix
pinwheel rule
How did Pinwheel survive the previous presidents?
They formed an underground short kingdom in the Great Plains, where they could see danger for miles despite their height
revolutionary to horrific despot 😔
Patrick was actually a scammer the whole time. He got the nickname by selling pinwheels as security devices. Since they spun in the slightest breeze, people thought it detected danger everywhere and were scared into the con
from shameless conman to the next great dictator, who would've thunk it?
No. Appalachian tunnels. There was a bloody insurgency and they adopted very tall children to serve as messengers.
He's rich
Maybe there is an age restriction
They couldn't see him
Hate when that happens
Damnit, Verne Troyer - why couldn't you have stuck around for this?!?
Join us at the No Short Kings protest this weekend
How did Pinwheel Patrick survive the first executions?