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come on its been like 24 hours already

transcription: ummm babe can you post more right now im trying to stalk you

Billy_fuccboi @lemmy.world - 2w

No. Stalk me IRL you coward

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๐Ÿ‰ Albert ๐Ÿ‰ - 2w

but that means going outside

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Another Catgirl - 2w

Yes, here's a tip for transparent stalking. If the person you're trying to follow is walking away from the sun, you can follow their shadow and stay in front of them and it kinda looks like they're following you. It's very visible to them that you are present since you are in the lead.

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Kogasa - 2w

teto

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poke @sh.itjust.works - 2w

teto

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Una - 2w

Fuck me in the ass :3

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FilthyShrooms @lemmy.world - 2w

๐Ÿ˜ณ

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Una - 2w

That is my new catchphrase on the internet :3

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Berengaria_of_Navarre @lemmy.world - 2w

Not as far as I can see, after combing through your comment history and breathing heavily.

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๐Ÿ‰ Albert ๐Ÿ‰ - 2w

Fine, I'll cancel my plans

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Berengaria_of_Navarre @lemmy.world - 2w

Ironic, coming from you ๐Ÿ˜

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erotador - 2w

whaaaa? now it feels like your stalking me.... (i def dont love the attention :3)

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Berengaria_of_Navarre @lemmy.world - 2w

What? Me? Never! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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ThotDragon - 2w

it's me waiting for new content.

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