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Shrimp Rule

TotallynotJessica - 3day

humongous if replicable

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GreenCrunch - 3day

follow up work for any researchers: does shrimp understanding differ across WiFi versions? frequencies? other wireless protocols?

do they understand the concept of wired networking?

forget the AI bubble, invest now in the future of shrimp IT!

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cassandrafatigue @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 3day

Consider how much a large language model help desk takes to run

Consider how much an entire tank of shrimp costs to upkeep.

Obvious solution.

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GreenCrunch - 2day

I long for the utopian future where I call customer support and a helpful, knowledgeable shrimp picks up the phone instead of some AI crap that doesn't understand what I'm asking.

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sexybenfranklin @ttrpg.network - 3day

Fuck!

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cassandrafatigue @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 3day

Do we trust marine biologists to be the ones explaining this, though?

Let's get some computer scientists and electrical engineers tutoring the shrimp and biologists first, then I'll take it seriously.

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Venus_Ziegenfalle @feddit.org - 2day

Are we sure the marine biologists properly understood the concept of wifi when they explained it to shrimps?

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kittenzrulz123 @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 2day

Well to be fair they're marine biologists not IT professionals

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implosive_sprig @beehaw.org - 1day

IT pros would've had the opposite problem.

"It's really not that complicated. What you have is 802.11n, which is 15 years old at this point. I could upgrade you to 802.11be with brand new hardware, but that'd be a waste of money. I've got a router in the truck that--"

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SurfinBird @lemmy.ca - 3day

Have you tried turning it off & on again?

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Ken Oh - 3day

I'm sure they asked the North American River otter, but now they don't understand wifi or semiconductors.

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festnt @sh.itjust.works - 2day

how do you explain me then?

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kittenzrulz123 @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 2day

Simple, you dont exist

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festnt @sh.itjust.works - 2day

รถ

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Atlusb @lemmy.world - 2day

I mean with all the undersea cables I assume they are familiar with fibre optics.

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Evil_Shrubbery @thelemmy.club - 2day

It sure doesn't stop them from using it tho.

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