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and no way I'm paying for em either. Fuck capitalist rule!

credit to Melonbread

partial_accumen - 1w

Every time I go to IKEA I always check and they are always sold out of Blåhaj.

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infinitesunrise @slrpnk.net - 1w

Come to Portland, we got Blahaj.

I was just there today, they've got em in the checkout lanes too.

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Zorsith - 1w

Plenty of blahaj in Cincinnati ikea, too, if that's closer

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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 1w

Every UK store has them right now, come over

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Spezi @feddit.org - 1w

The stock of Blåhaj is the best metric to measure how conservative the people in your area are. Scientists call it the Blåhaj-Society-Indicator.

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ChaoticNeutralCzech @feddit.org - 1w

I've been to all Czech IKEA stores recently and they were very well stocked up on Blåhajs.

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bearboiblake @pawb.social - 1w

Shoplifting and stealing from your employer is based af

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Diplomjodler - 1w

If your clothes aren't made out of IKEA bags, you're doing it wrong.

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Ceruleum @lemmy.wtf - 1w

Needs more Blåhaj.

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jlow (he / him) - 1w

I think it's spelled furrniture.

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