Pistcow @lemmy.world - 2wI had a gar as a pet fish when I was a kid. Was about 2 feet long and ate 100 feeder fish in minutes. RIP Elvis the Gar. 22
Derpenheim @lemmy.zip - 2wHad a gar that would pop the eyes out of feeder fish then eat the fish the next day 6
Siethron @lemmy.world - 2wIt's not garlicced bread. It's Garlic bread. Present tense. A gar is currently licking it at all times. 20
BeeegScaaawyCripple - 2wno, they're smaller. didn't they cover gar theory in your biology class in school? 2
MimicJar @lemmy.world - 2wNo, after I ate my garlic bread they kicked me out of biology class, I guess they thought I'd eat the other experiments too. 2
DickFiasco @sh.itjust.works - 2wAm I to believe, as God's own truth, that the sea's abominable and wriggling fish stuck tongue from mouth and licked this bread? 10
Wren @lemmy.today - 2wEven the most inexperienced cooks should at least have a gar licker and a spice weasel. 10
Thassodar @sh.itjust.works - 2wThey have lick in a jar now! Works solid for me, some people say there's not enough lick flavor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 3
gnutrino @programming.dev - 2wHas anyone seen a gar growing from a plant though? The elusive vine-gar. 8
BeeegScaaawyCripple - 2wLike spoons or a washboard? I have a very specific animated fantasy forming in my head 3
tempest @lemmy.ca - 2whttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lick_(music) Could be whatever floats your boat 3
Dragonstaff @leminal.space - 2wNote to self: Consider marketing Gar fish to asexuals like the trans ladies have Blahaji. 4
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I had a gar as a pet fish when I was a kid. Was about 2 feet long and ate 100 feeder fish in minutes. RIP Elvis the Gar.
So Elvis is dead, I knew it
Same result, final resting place was the toilet.
I doubt you'd wanna flush a 2 foot long fish no matter how skinny it was
Had a gar that would pop the eyes out of feeder fish then eat the fish the next day
It's not garlicced bread. It's Garlic bread.
Present tense.
A gar is currently licking it at all times.
So the green parsley isn't green parsley, but tiny gar.
no, they're smaller. didn't they cover gar theory in your biology class in school?
No, after I ate my garlic bread they kicked me out of biology class, I guess they thought I'd eat the other experiments too.
https://frinkiac.com/video/S07E05/roUkXk0fdPQ9vIenb5YeyKMIjD0=.gif
Am I to believe, as God's own truth, that the sea's abominable and wriggling fish stuck tongue from mouth and licked this bread?
Even the most inexperienced cooks should at least have a gar licker and a spice weasel.
Bam!
Need a lick press.
They have lick in a jar now! Works solid for me, some people say there's not enough lick flavor
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just add more lick then space Jesus are they stupid
Yes, and it's really tasty!
Has anyone seen a gar growing from a plant though? The elusive vine-gar.
No, but I met a gar named Vincent once.
This isn't it at all.
The fish was playing the bread.
Like spoons or a washboard? I have a very specific animated fantasy forming in my head
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lick_(music)
Could be whatever floats your boat
This is an Animal Crossing worthy pun.
Note to self: Consider marketing Gar fish to asexuals like the trans ladies have Blahaji.
Gar
Lloyd
Garloid
nope, other way around
I almost couldn't bring myself to upvote this one... Well done.