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FilthyShrooms in onehundredninetysix

Missing my rule

brown567 @sh.itjust.works - 2w

I feel this

(She left for work 15 minutes ago 😭)

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Master - 2w

I also feel this...

(She died at the end of October)

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brown567 @sh.itjust.works - 2w

That sucks real bad, man

How long were you married?

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Master - 2w

20 years together, 15 married.

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snoons @lemmy.ca - 2w

):

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Viking_Hippie @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 2w

Would probably help if he aimed at the water..

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ComradeSharkfucker - 2w

Real 😔

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cassandrafatigue @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 2w

Hey. Look at the bright side: they're single!

Edit: need a wingman finwoman?

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A_norny_mousse @feddit.org - 2w

Reminds me of Laurie Anderson's Sharkey:

And Sharkey says, "Hey, kemosabe! Long time no see"
He says, "Hey sport. You connect the dots. You pick up the pieces"
He says, "You know, I can see two tiny pictures of myself and there's one in each of your eyes.
And they're doin' everything I do
Every time I light a cigarette, they light up theirs
I take a drink and I look in and they're drinkin' too
It's drivin' me crazy. It's drivin' me nuts."

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Voroxpete @sh.itjust.works - 2w

I don't get to see my wife again for six months. 😢

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