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A_norny_mousse @feddit.org - 3w

treefiddy

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magic_smoke - 3w

Landlords fear the apartment carp farmer.

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A_norny_mousse @feddit.org - 3w

Back in the 80s our Xmas carp used to swim in the bathtub for a day or two; until my father went to work on it.

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ChaoticNeutralCzech @feddit.org - 3w

Are you Czech?

Relevant: Carpe Diem, animated short film inspired by Cozy Dens and Animal Crossing [vimeo]

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A_norny_mousse @feddit.org - 2w

My father is! He emigrated and his new wife soon put a stop to such barbaric ways. We still eat carp at christmas though. It's the one time a year my dad works the kitchen. And pea soup and houbovec; combined with South German potato salad and maybe one more dish I don't remember now. They were trying hard to combine traditions. It all used to be extremely exhausting.

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rapchee @lemmy.world - 2w

wow, somebody else does the killing! much civilised!

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ChaoticNeutralCzech @feddit.org - 2w

It does shorten the carp's suffering by a ride home outside water plus the 1-2 days it would live in the tub.

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ChaoticNeutralCzech @feddit.org - 2w

Have you seen Cozy Dens (Pelíšky)? As far as our Christmas classics go, it's second only to Three Wishes for Cinderella (Tři oříšky pro Popelku).

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A_norny_mousse @feddit.org - 2w

Have you seen Cozy Dens (Pelíšky)?

No! Maybe my mom knows it. If it relies on verbal wit I doubt I'd be able to enjoy it.

Three Wishes for Cinderella (Tři oříšky pro Popelku).

This I watched a few times, with children. In German (Drei Haselnüsse für Aschenbrödel). It's an amazingly beautiful film and great production.

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ChaoticNeutralCzech @feddit.org - 2w

You need some very basic knowledge of late 1960s Czechoslovak history. Waves (Vlny) (2024) could provide that but your Czech father has told you, I think.

As far as puns go, I only remember "olovo volovo" (asshat's lead, as in lead-pouring) but it's not too important.

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Zizzy - 3w

Sold

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sem - 3w

Glug glug, buy me!

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SSUPII - 3w

It will get 3 dollars

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stream_bone - 2w

Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime.

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GraniteM @lemmy.world - 2w

I don't want a dime. I want. Two dollars.

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ChaoticNeutralCzech @feddit.org - 2w

Christmas carp scales in a piggybank are said to bring money

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