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wrought iron rule

MentalEdge - 3w

Pretty sure they mistook an iron gate for a dude.

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TotallynotJessica - 3w

I know for a fact that isn't the case. Trust me, I have evidence:

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MentalEdge - 3w

That's cool and all, but I have a witness to call.

The wrought iron gate walks into the courtroom.

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TotallynotJessica - 3w

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too_high_for_this @lemmy.world - 3w

I, Myself, et al.

Brilliant

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Skullgrid @lemmy.world - 3w

Lying, congressional style

someone's playing fallout

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Dragonstaff @leminal.space - 3w

I trust the rainbow unicorn who prevents demons from stealing your shoes with my life. And my shoes, but I think that goes without saying.

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cassandrafatigue @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 2w

Easy mistake sometimes.

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toynbee @lemmy.world - 3w

When I broke my ankle, I told the ER doctor that he looked like Dean Winchester. He wasn't familiar with the character but thanked me after looking him up.

A few months later I was back in the ER for a nosebleed and he remembered me because of that interaction.

edit: Correct a word.

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TotallynotJessica - 3w

So he was hot af?

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toynbee @lemmy.world - 3w

The nurses seemed to think so once I brought it up.

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maria [she/her] - 3w

i wana look like a wrought iron gate - they look fun and spiraly.,.,.... i wana have flowers and fun shapes on me.,., (oki - my clothing at least.,.)

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TotallynotJessica - 3w

Wrought iron Maria

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thefluffiest @feddit.nl - 3w

A wrought iron soul

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TotallynotJessica - 3w

DRR DRR DRR

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TotallynotJessica - 3w

Bone apple tea

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ChaoticNeutralCzech @feddit.org - 2w

This was actually posted in r/excgarated, which is for ridiculous misspellings rather than replacement of foreign words.

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kek_kecske_31 @lemmy.world - 3w

This funny if they were talking to a guy and even funnier if they were talking to a wrought gate.

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