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gold star rule

transcription: sometimes adults need gold stars too: "did not commit arson" "committed arson" "i tried" "didnt bite anybody today" "good noodle" "only cried once today" "bit somebody today"

Lvxferre [he/him] - 3w

did not commit tax fraud today

27
nialv7 @lemmy.world - 3w

committed tax fraud today

24
Che Banana - 3w

Pants Not Shat

14
xkbx @startrek.website - 3w

Shat shorts

7
YourMomsTrashman @lemmy.world - 3w

🥺 I bit someone today

12
Mayor Poopington - 3w

I'm so proud of you! Here's a "Good Noodle" star!

12
YourMomsTrashman @lemmy.world - 3w

🥺❤❤❤

5
mech @feddit.org - 3w

The pasta was just an overcooked and soggy lump.
But one noodle was good.

8
Senseless @feddit.org - 3w

No "only cried once today" star for me :(

4
yetAnotherUser @discuss.tchncs.de - 3w

Hell yeah, three stars for me!

4
edgemaster72 @lemmy.world - 3w

Can I get half a star for an average (at most) noodle?

3
ACindyDerg (She/Her) - 3w

I definitely have not earned the middle one in quite a while...
Did not see the bottom middle... i don't have enough space for them

3
Cevilia (she/they/…) - 3w

"Bit someone today (with consent)"

2