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The Mamdani rule went from 0 to 60 in 2.9

A_norny_mousse @feddit.org - 1mon

Shakira law is imminent!

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Jo Miran - 1mon

Rule 1: The hips do not lie

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i_dont_want_to - 1mon

Ooh, baby, when you talk like that...

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not_me - 1mon

Long story, made short .

Americans have forgotten to take out a patent on numbers, so we have been using Arabic numbers for many centuries.

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foodandart @lemmy.zip - 1mon

OMG! My husband just told me a few minutes ago that people are het up over the notion that their kids are going to be taught Arabic numerals.

I'm like.. "Really? No.. is this.. you mean online or at work?"

"Work."

Facepalm.

I told him if they say anything again, to ask them if they believe Roman numerals would be a better option to do math with.

(Gah, the MAGA people are fucking stupid.)

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rnercle - 1mon

Are MAGA alright with the Latin alphabet?

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A_norny_mousse @feddit.org - 1mon

You mean, like, Mexican?

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rnercle - 1mon

You mean, like Mexican?

are you playing the game or are you getting played?

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Tollana1234567 @lemmy.today - 1mon

talk to them in a latin tongue.

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hope - 1mon

We're a good Christian nation! Our children should only be learning Church numerals!

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Nightwatch Admin - 1mon

^ This thread right here, officer.

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Arthur Besse - 4w

This thread right here, officer

because they said cis?

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myfunnyaccountname @lemmy.zip - 1mon

Had my republican friend mention this one. He’s not an idiot either. Had to explain what Arabic numbers are.

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Stamau123 @lemmy.world - 1mon

he's not an idiot either

Hmmmm

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mushroomman_toad @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon

Eh, don't insult people if they're willing to learn.

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4am @lemmy.zip - 1mon

I’d hate to meet a chud who is considered an idiot if that’s what passes for a smart one

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A_norny_mousse @feddit.org - 1mon

Go to the White House, you'd hate it a lot.

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pseudo @jlai.lu - 4w

He doesn't need to be an idiot to be lacking education. Knowing the name of the system is not necessary to use it. Yet this basic knowledge taught to small children hasn't reach him. In such context, he's not at fault but the teaching system.

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A_norny_mousse @feddit.org - 4w

X is full with MAGA memeing shit about libs. Yet here they're too dumb to realize they're being had.

Not sure which type of dumb is worse. One is deliberate ignorance, the other the self-centeredness of a child.

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Bluewing @lemmy.world - 4w

Oh, it very probably did get told to him at some point. But like the majority of people here, he's forgotten it as one of those "useless" pieces of knowledge that got taught to you that y'all bitch about.

Unless it's something you need to know regularly, you will forget it.

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not_me - 1mon

This joke is boring, unbelievable that so many morons still don't realize this. This is a joke for 11 year olds

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not_me - 1mon

Change your newsfeed

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prole - 4w

I saw the article on Lemmy

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4am @lemmy.zip - 1mon

We are so cooked

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marighost - 1mon

That's why the joke is fun. It's at the expense of ignorant Islamaphobes.

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not_me - 1mon

You mean MAGA supporters and Americans in particular ?

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zd9 @lemmy.world - 1mon

Exactly why MAGA still gets upset by it, they aren't smart enough and never matured past 11.

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FardyCakes @lemmy.world - 1mon

Oh no! You’re already using those anti-american squiggles!

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djsoren19 - 1mon

sorry do you mean II or XI year olds?

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Nightwatch Admin - 1mon

yes

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NewDark @lemmings.world - 1mon

Everyone is 12 now rule going strong

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Someonelol @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon

Half the country can barely read better than a 12 year old so it makes sense they wouldn't catch on.

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Tollana1234567 @lemmy.today - 1mon

god forbid they see greek letters in mathemtics as "foreign" words too.

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panda_abyss @lemmy.ca - 1mon

I, for one, don’t get it.

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Axolotl - 1mon

The joke is that we use arabic numbers (0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9) but many people don't know that those numbers are called "arabic numbers" and so racist people think It's outrageous that these 'foreign' things are being taught.

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not_me - 1mon

Please tell us what you don't understand so that we can provide the answer in a better context. Please do not use AI yourself because the answer is not technically sufficiently well-founded adapted to eridite persons

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panda_abyss @lemmy.ca - 1mon

If I use I for one I wouldn’t get it.

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dustycups - 1mon

*Erudite.

Edit: was that the joke?

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not_me - 1mon

Thinking in one language and writing in another language leads sometimes to spelling mistakes, thank you for the correction .

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prole - 4w

I, for one

No no, that's a Roman numeral

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[鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma]|[alt: 黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui] - 1mon

I went throught the US School system in 2 blue cities and the term "Arabic Numerals" were never once uttered in any of my classes.

My dad always told me these are called Arabic Numerals... and he did not go through the US Education system (went to school in a different country)... so... take that how you will...

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prole - 4w

Did you ever learn Roman numerals? I think that's probably when I was taught that "regular" numbers are called Arabic numerals.

That, or I just learned it through messing with my computer's character sets or whatever.

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Tollana1234567 @lemmy.today - 1mon

Algebra shouldve been a clue,

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anton - 1mon

Well, the neonazi party in Germany fell for it a few years back.

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not_me - 1mon

Which branch or group ?

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anton - 4w

I think it was an AfD state or municipal group making an official question to the responsible governmental body.

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hddsx @lemmy.ca - 1mon

Yeah and we are going to be using Latin alphabet derivatives.

Why can’t we all just learn American instead? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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not_me - 1mon

What is american ? Never seen one

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Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world - 1mon

Oh, they're pretty big. Usually 500lbs and using hoverrounds at age 23.

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hddsx @lemmy.ca - 1mon

Excuse me? We’re Americans not British. We don’t use lbs. We aim for the perfect weight of one 7.3L Godzilla

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[鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma]|[alt: 黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui] - 1mon

They're teaching Non-Binary stuff to our kids! What has this world come to? Oh mah lawd!

0000/1010 do not recommend

1001/1011 Never Forget

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A_norny_mousse @feddit.org - 4w

That article is serious. Well I guess it makes sense - since the whole joke here is practically based on the fact that many people are too dumb to understand it. But they actually contacted Mamdani to make sure! Doubly hilarious.

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ceoofanarchism - 1mon

Bring back Roman Numerals.

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TigerAce @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon

Wouldn't be surprised if it happened. They already say no to metric, then why use logic with number and just go for 1000+(1000-100) +50+10+10+10+5+1 to write the year 1986, but instead of Arabic numbers they use letters so it's MCMLXXXVI. I mean, it's not as bad as Danish but it's somewhat as overly complicated as French.

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Tollana1234567 @lemmy.today - 1mon

bring back writing and reading latin.

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CriticalMiss @lemmy.world - 1mon

bring back writing and reading latin.

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Tollana1234567 @lemmy.today - 4w

and then old english.

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maria [she/her] - 1mon

they didnt before?..

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gravitas_deficiency @sh.itjust.works - 1mon

The joke is that to be offended by that statement you have to be both racist and an idiot, which is a criteria that many Americans can satisfy in spades

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Entaty_13 @lemmy.world - 1mon

In our CCXLIX years as a country we never stooped this low

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mikenurre @lemmy.world - 1mon

Next your gonna tell me he'll make junior high students learn the teachings of Al-Jabr. Unbelievable!

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SpiceDealer @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon

This is C% bullshit!

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cyborganism - 1mon

Hahahahaha that's top tier trolling.

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ieatpwns @lemmy.world - 1mon

Haters will say this is fake

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regdog @lemmy.world - 4w

The feral hogs are getting restless

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