I saw two seagulls that had both started eating some long fish guts left by a fisher. It was like a long piece of spaghetti and they started at opposite ends. As they go closer to each other they started fight. One would pull the guts out of the other one scarfed it down then the other one would do the same thing. It was one of the funniest and most disgusting thing I've seen. As some point it broke, but hey every time I see Lady and the Trap I think of it.
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DrDystopia @lemy.lol - 1mon
I once saw a seagull take off with a big ass fish halway down it's gullet. It managed to swallow it mid-flight, lost it's balance and fell on it's ass like 10 meters off the ground and managed to regain it's composure before it hit the ground.
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tetris11 @feddit.uk - 1mon
I once saw a seagull stalk a kid with an ice cream to the point that the parents had to intervene from the kid being flown away. Massive motherfuckers
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the_tab_key @lemmy.world - 1mon
Wait, you're supposed to swallow it as you suck it in?
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bear - 1mon
How else would you eat spaghetti?
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Deacon - 1mon
You just spool it into the pouch of your cheek until you’re ready to swallow the whole entire spaghetti bolus at once.
Right?
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panda_abyss @lemmy.ca - 1mon
The world record longest noodle is just over 3km long, made with 40kg flour and 26L of water, with 600g of salt.
compostgoblin in onehundredninetysix
Pasta rule
https://piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone/posts/2A/qu/2AquPX4KU0dU9q8.jpegI saw two seagulls that had both started eating some long fish guts left by a fisher. It was like a long piece of spaghetti and they started at opposite ends. As they go closer to each other they started fight. One would pull the guts out of the other one scarfed it down then the other one would do the same thing. It was one of the funniest and most disgusting thing I've seen. As some point it broke, but hey every time I see Lady and the Trap I think of it.
I once saw a seagull take off with a big ass fish halway down it's gullet. It managed to swallow it mid-flight, lost it's balance and fell on it's ass like 10 meters off the ground and managed to regain it's composure before it hit the ground.
I once saw a seagull stalk a kid with an ice cream to the point that the parents had to intervene from the kid being flown away. Massive motherfuckers
Wait, you're supposed to swallow it as you suck it in?
How else would you eat spaghetti?
You just spool it into the pouch of your cheek until you’re ready to swallow the whole entire spaghetti bolus at once.
Right?
The world record longest noodle is just over 3km long, made with 40kg flour and 26L of water, with 600g of salt.
You better have big cheek pouches.
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/longest-noodle
You could be sucking it, swallowing it, digesting it and shitting it out all at the same time.
Grab both ends and you can floss your gi tract
What a terrible day to be literate
Is that what they mean by the term G-string?
GI string
people tend to chew there food and not forcing it down their throat wholesale, most of us are not snakes.
You don't chew spaghetti?!?
You slurp a batch, chew, shallow. Repeat.
It's kinda like rifling a beer, just relax your throat and let gravity do the work.
Simpsons did it first.
Why not just wait for the spaghetti to come out the other end?
I wonder if you could connect the ends and complete the ring cycle...
.... and loop the cycle through two ... or more ... people
What a bad day to have eyes.
Do you want a moth full of vomit? Because that's how you get a mouth full of vomit.