Can't believe that we've been missing out on this much evil old man yaoi. They're horrible people, and I hate them deeply, but I do think that it's at least a little bit funny.
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Broadfern @lemmy.world - 1mon
I wonder how different our problems would be if they just freely had consenting, adult sex without stigma.
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cassandrafatigue @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon
Nope, gotta fuck both using a 12 year old girl as a condom, so it's not gay. And also because it's not a good time if you don't traumatize any children
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regdog @lemmy.world - 1mon
Did you really have to write out that first sentence? 😒
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cassandrafatigue @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon
You're right we should pretend our ruling class aren't that depraved.
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Korhaka @sopuli.xyz - 1mon
Did Putin just lose a bunch of leverage over Trump?
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hOrni @lemmy.world - 1mon
I can't wait till he starts to comment on these memes. Knowing him he will say something like "He is not big and beautiful. Bill is small and veiny. I didn't like it".
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fonix232 - 1mon
I thought veiny was good?
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Cethin - 1mon
Not always. "To be, or not to be, that is the question."
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fonix232 - 1mon
Damnit, autocorrect replaced veiny with being. I ducking hate this thing sometimes.
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luciferofastora @feddit.org - 1mon
ducking
Watch it with the fowl language
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thegr8goldfish @startrek.website - 1mon
Remember when he had his first meeting with pootin and he made his interpreter give him their notes and then he ate them? Perhaps this tape was discussed.
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FartMaster69 @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon
At them like it was Bill’s cock
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TropicalDingdong @lemmy.world - 1mon
What happens if we live in a timeline where it turns out that Trump is like, Olympic level blowjob giver?
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Gormadt - 1mon
I'd love if Clinton came out and said that trump was bad at it, trump's ego won't let him be bad at anything so you know that he'll come out the gate with a, "I give great blow jobs. The best of blow jobs. People always say 'Wow Mr. President, you just blew my mind, and my dick.' like all time."
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TropicalDingdong @lemmy.world - 1mon
This is the masterstroke.
Trump wouldn't be able to let this go. He would necessarily go into Kim Jong Un level hyperbole about how great his blowjobs are.
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Geobloke @aussie.zone - 1mon
Pun intended?
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cassandrafatigue @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon
He's not and you know he's not.
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Cethin - 1mon
Yeah, I feel like the best people at oral have empathy, and Trump sure as hell doesn't.
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cassandrafatigue @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon
Also he would have a heart attack if he tried.
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TropicalDingdong @lemmy.world - 1mon
Yeah but like...
What if he was..
What was it Louis Armstrong said? probably the best trumpet player never seen a 🎺?
Maybe Bill Clinton's dong was Trump's French horn?
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cassandrafatigue @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon
No man, he can't suck dick, he has never in his life had the athleticism necessary for it.
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TropicalDingdong @lemmy.world - 1mon
Queue rocky training montage but it's him practicing to get strong enough to suck dick by opening cans of diet coke and lifting McDonald's bags
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cassandrafatigue @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon
Would watch.
But you know he doesn't open his own coke.
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garbagebagel @lemmy.world - 1mon
I would be 100% okay with the knowledge that the only thing Trump is good at is sucking dick.
From the same folks who've used the term "cocksucker" as a pejorative insult for decades now. If this is confirmed (and maybe even if it is never confirmed), they'll turn on a dime "No, we always used that as a compliment."
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Jimbo @pawb.social - 1mon
...Did I miss something?
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Gormadt - 1mon
So some recent emails from Epstein were released and well... there's allegations that trump gave Clinton a BJ.
There's a link to an article in this thread somewhere...
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abbiistabbii - 1mon
trump gave Clinton a BJ.
If this is true this will be the wildest story people will bring up about American presidents.
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theneverfox @pawb.social - 1mon
Um...
Having named his penis “Jumbo,” Johnson was known to open up his trousers on a regular basis and wag his dick at others. There are numerous reports of this, from incidents when he seemed to do it as a (bad) joke, to times when he did it to intimidate people. Unfortunately for the historical record, there seems to be no photographic evidence of LBJ’s member, nor do we have any reliable size estimates or vivid descriptions of its appearance (like those of Bill Clinton’s smaller-than-average penis). We can, however, infer quite a bit from all the different stories about Johnson’s hog, which never seems to have been whipped out without a vulgar remark accompanying it.
There's even crazier stories, although not with pictures. Throat GOAT Trump is funny, but he's probably not even the first president to have sucked off another president
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abbiistabbii - 1mon
My money is on Adams and Jefferson. Toxic Yaoi.
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Jhex @lemmy.world - 1mon
in this crazy timeline, I don't know or care if this is true… I just hope it's enough to give the orange pedo a rage stroke
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Gormadt - 1mon
That's basically where I sit on the matter
And sharing memes might even make him madder
It also sure as hell makes his fans mad though which is great IMO
Gormadt in onehundredninetysix
Big Bill [Rule]
Can't believe that we've been missing out on this much evil old man yaoi. They're horrible people, and I hate them deeply, but I do think that it's at least a little bit funny.
I wonder how different our problems would be if they just freely had consenting, adult sex without stigma.
Nope, gotta fuck both using a 12 year old girl as a condom, so it's not gay. And also because it's not a good time if you don't traumatize any children
Did you really have to write out that first sentence? 😒
You're right we should pretend our ruling class aren't that depraved.
Did Putin just lose a bunch of leverage over Trump?
I can't wait till he starts to comment on these memes. Knowing him he will say something like "He is not big and beautiful. Bill is small and veiny. I didn't like it".
I thought veiny was good?
Not always. "To be, or not to be, that is the question."
Damnit, autocorrect replaced veiny with being. I ducking hate this thing sometimes.
Watch it with the fowl language
Remember when he had his first meeting with pootin and he made his interpreter give him their notes and then he ate them? Perhaps this tape was discussed.
At them like it was Bill’s cock
What happens if we live in a timeline where it turns out that Trump is like, Olympic level blowjob giver?
I'd love if Clinton came out and said that trump was bad at it, trump's ego won't let him be bad at anything so you know that he'll come out the gate with a, "I give great blow jobs. The best of blow jobs. People always say 'Wow Mr. President, you just blew my mind, and my dick.' like all time."
This is the masterstroke.
Trump wouldn't be able to let this go. He would necessarily go into Kim Jong Un level hyperbole about how great his blowjobs are.
Pun intended?
He's not and you know he's not.
Yeah, I feel like the best people at oral have empathy, and Trump sure as hell doesn't.
Also he would have a heart attack if he tried.
Yeah but like...
What if he was..
What was it Louis Armstrong said? probably the best trumpet player never seen a 🎺?
Maybe Bill Clinton's dong was Trump's French horn?
No man, he can't suck dick, he has never in his life had the athleticism necessary for it.
Queue rocky training montage but it's him practicing to get strong enough to suck dick by opening cans of diet coke and lifting McDonald's bags
Would watch.
But you know he doesn't open his own coke.
I would be 100% okay with the knowledge that the only thing Trump is good at is sucking dick.
South Park knew all along. 🤨
Those bastards somehow knew.
The same way 'the onion’ are prophets now, yes.
It's all just the dumbest joke you can think of.
https://files.catbox.moe/f1gylo.gif
I’ve seen a bunch of memes about this but nothing that says where it started or points to any email.
Anyone got the attribution for it?
Here's an article about an email that came out about it.
There's a pic in the article that definitely gave me a chuckle
::: spoiler trump greeting Bubba his favorite way https://images.newrepublic.com/65164316bd952d926782093b9ec2de05ff8c4f16.png :::
From the same folks who've used the term "cocksucker" as a pejorative insult for decades now. If this is confirmed (and maybe even if it is never confirmed), they'll turn on a dime "No, we always used that as a compliment."
...Did I miss something?
So some recent emails from Epstein were released and well... there's allegations that trump gave Clinton a BJ.
There's a link to an article in this thread somewhere...
If this is true this will be the wildest story people will bring up about American presidents.
Um...
There's even crazier stories, although not with pictures. Throat GOAT Trump is funny, but he's probably not even the first president to have sucked off another president
My money is on Adams and Jefferson. Toxic Yaoi.
in this crazy timeline, I don't know or care if this is true… I just hope it's enough to give the orange pedo a rage stroke
That's basically where I sit on the matter
And sharing memes might even make him madder
It also sure as hell makes his fans mad though which is great IMO
keep up the good work
Big blowjob Bill