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SatansMaggotyCumFart - 1mon

You can make it more potent by absorbing the frozen energy drink through your rectum.

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Hadriscus @jlai.lu - 1mon

just pop the sickle in there

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applebusch - 1mon

Sounds cold

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ol_capt_joe - 1mon

Let's have a looksee at your next kidney stone and find out... Gonna take maximum torque to pass that little guy

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SpikesOtherDog @ani.social - 1mon

I'm a coffee person. I brew a pot every morning, and I drink about half of it nowadays. Back when I was still drinking the whole thing, I would need something for long vacation car rides. Doing the math, a few energy drinks isn't as much as all the coffee, so I would ration out three energy drinks throughout the day instead. It always left me with poor sleep and a headache the next day.

At the rate I'm going, I'll probably be brewing myself loose leaf tea instead soon, but that's another story.

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DagwoodIII - 1mon

Have you tried chocolate covered espresso beans?

All the caffeine and no liquid.

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Gormadt - 1mon

But really easy to accidentally eat too many

They're really easy to snack on a shitton if you're not paying attention

I figured that one out the hard way

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DagwoodIII - 1mon

I mentioned my habit to a doctor.

One of his classmates had to go to the hospital with a caffeine overdose after buying a five pound bag to smack on during finals.

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SpikesOtherDog @ani.social - 1mon

Yeah, I don't need that around the house.

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DagwoodIII - 1mon

When Ruthie says come see her

In her honky-tonk lagoon

Where I can watch her waltz for free

’Neath her Panamanian moon

An’ I say, “Aw come on now

You must know about my debutante”

An’ she says, “Your debutante just knows what you need

But I know what you want”

Oh, Mama, can this really be the end

To be stuck inside of Mobile

With the Memphis blues again

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Gormadt - 1mon

Good news for me is that I didn't eat enough to go to the hospital, I had to call out of work the next day though as I didn't sleep AT ALL that night.

Slept like a log the following night though.

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DagwoodIII - 1mon

I overate them once. Wasn't too bad, I finally drifted off around 2 am. What I noticed was I didn't feel jittery or manic, just couldn't sleep.

But yes, use with caution.

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cassandrafatigue @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon

Pre-portioned snack baggies.

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phonics - 1mon

Once snacked on them with a friend in the back of a bus not knowing they were coffee beans. Next thing i know im white water rafting and i cant even swim.

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rainwall - 1mon

I highly recommend the tea, honestly. I switched from coffee to tea for years. The caffeine buzz was smoother and lighter, but still satisfying. Issues with dairy are the only reason I switched back to coffee. Oatmilk works a lot better in coffee than tea.

i'd recommed Sansbury red if you're making the switch. Its a strong, very flavorful english breakfast. Tetleys or PG tips is also solid, and a bit easier to get in the states. Not as good, but still pretty good.

A good "always on" boiler is also a great tea investment. The insulated ones use very little power and keep water at boiling all day so you can make an instant cup.

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SpikesOtherDog @ani.social - 1mon

I was considering making a pot of hot water in the coffee maker and brewing in there. Does it keep well in a thermos?

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rainwall - 1mon

A coffee pot doesnt get quite hot enough for black tea, but its pretty close. 195 instead of the 208 range. Likely work well enough.

Tea keeps great in a thermos. I used a zojirushi for years and it often would still be piping hot after hours. Ive had good luck with yetis as well.

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SpikesOtherDog @ani.social - 1mon

I have a pot with a lid and a candy thermometer. I much use that for a bit while I decide if I am enjoying it.

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WhyIHateTheInternet @lemmy.world - 1mon

I dunno, some of us are built different. I've been drinking 1-2 energy drinks per day for 20+years not to mention soda here and there and I've never had any issues whatsoever.

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johnny_deadeyes - 1mon

Is that a strip of LED's on the edge of their desk? What is the purpose of lighting one's belly? No judgement. Just curious.

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Master - 1mon

To see your cock when late night proning.

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dejected_warp_core @lemmy.world - 1mon

Or for the audience when camming.

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snoons @lemmy.ca - 1mon

maybe it's both

inclusive 'or'

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pewgar_seemsimandroid - 1mon

happy cake day!

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rektstarsceosu @lemmy.zip - 1mon

freezing white monster tastes like shit. idk why but flavor is so inconsistent bottom is too sweet and top tastes like water left in the car for a week

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falseWhite @lemmy.world - 1mon

Dude, for more torque you buy pure caffeine and snort it.

For max torque you need coke.

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UltraMagnus0001 - 1mon

Nope, just lowers iq

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