I used to have a lot of less visible piercings, but I had a persistent intrusive thought about being rushed to an MRI while unconscious that I couldn’t get past. Implanting magnets in your body is insane.
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NABDad @lemmy.world - 1mon
A woman's son was given an order for an MRI because of some heart problems. He was very nervous about it, but he didn't want to tell his mom why.
His parents were divorced. Turns out, when he was staying with his father years ago and came home with a black eye, it wasn't caused the way he described. He and his friends were playing with a BB gun, and he got shot in the eye, and the BB was still in there under the skin. His father made him promise not to tell his mother.
They put a magnet up to it, and it was attracted to the magnet. They had to get it removed so they could get the MRI.
The chef's kiss to the story:
As a child, his mother had lost an eye after being shot with a BB gun.
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swab148 - 1mon
Wow, that movie was right
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NABDad @lemmy.world - 1mon
What movie?
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DesertCreosote - 1mon
I’m guessing A Christmas Story (1983).
A central theme is the main character Ralphie really wants a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle for Christmas, but all the adults he expresses this to insist he’ll shoot his eye out.
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NABDad @lemmy.world - 1mon
Of course, you're correct. Now I feel like an idiot.
To be fair, I don't allow myself to watch Christmas movies or listen to Christmas music except between Thanksgiving and Christmas, so my mind wasn't there yet.
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Schadrach - 1mon
Only way to fight back in the War on Christmas, which like the Palestine and Israel is mostly just an excuse for the alleged victim (Israel) to attack and take territory from their neighbors.
Here Christmas has invaded so far that there are occasional sightings before the equinox.
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🍉 Albert 🍉 - 1mon
hope she never needs an MRI scan
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ShinkanTrain @lemmy.ml - 1mon
She can't date anyone with tongue piercings
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T00l_shed @lemmy.world - 1mon
Or maybe she should lol, who doesn't like getting head?
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vzqq - 1mon
I’ve seen them do it.
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Maxxie - 1mon
2015, huh. He was ahead of his time.
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Secret Music 🎵 [they/them] - 1mon
Yeah, this guy could be some sort of maga caricature. He's got it all. Religious, transphobic (and probably general bigot), conspiracy theorist, pulling absolutely wild nonsense from his asshole and treating it like fact, should probably be considered a symptom of a mental health pandemic.
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Catoblepas - 1mon
😈🏳️⚧️
🧲
🧠
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NoTagBacks @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon
So their god has some kinda electromagnetic properties? Is that why iron chariots are his weakness?
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queerlilhayseed - 1mon
That's why he banned golden idols, he knew they were immune to his one weakness.
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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks @programming.dev - 1mon
I wish it were that easy.
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Secret Music 🎵 [they/them] - 1mon
Saaame.
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Another Catgirl - 1mon
Sesame!
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🍉 Albert 🍉 - 1mon
just make sure you get the right polarity or you might end up putting more god into them
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Una - 1mon
Who snitched?
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I Cast Fist - 1mon
God is a magnetic metal invading your brain. That sounds brutal as fuck. Or very sci-fi
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Schadrach - 1mon
Just wait for a few generations of brain implants down the line. Then you will believe what you are programmed to believe. Opposition will be literally unthinkable.
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🍉 Albert 🍉 - 1mon
the big question is what are they doing with all the God? do they keep it in a cage somewhere?
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hayvan @feddit.nl - 1mon
Kinky
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🐝bownage [they/he] - 1mon
Me and who
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SwingingTheLamp @midwest.social - 1mon
Just pour water on the magnets. ➡️ No more magnets. Checkmate, atheists.
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I_am_10_squirrels @beehaw.org - 1mon
I'm all for sucking someone's brains out, but I've never tried it with a magnet
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LaunchesKayaks @lemmy.world - 1mon
Yo can I get some of them magnets? I know some folks who could do with a lil less Jesus.
Good thing we're still safe in rainstorms, according to our glorious God king. /s
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orioler25 @lemmy.world - 1mon
I see my magnet beam has been making waves today.
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JayFonduh @lemmy.org - 1mon
Mmmmm the invisible laws of attraction have been making headlines i see. If a person knows another is -however- wrong....why keep reacting? Are you them? If you have time to complain you have time to move the hell up and on on yes?
Secret_Music in onehundredninetysix
Magnet rule
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Creating atheism all around me
I knew this would be here, I did not think it would be at the top of the comments.
My gods are nonferrous, but I very much like to buy this trans magnet how much?
New English sentence unlocked
New 40k character just dropped Ferrus Deum.
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I used to have a lot of less visible piercings, but I had a persistent intrusive thought about being rushed to an MRI while unconscious that I couldn’t get past. Implanting magnets in your body is insane.
A woman's son was given an order for an MRI because of some heart problems. He was very nervous about it, but he didn't want to tell his mom why.
His parents were divorced. Turns out, when he was staying with his father years ago and came home with a black eye, it wasn't caused the way he described. He and his friends were playing with a BB gun, and he got shot in the eye, and the BB was still in there under the skin. His father made him promise not to tell his mother.
They put a magnet up to it, and it was attracted to the magnet. They had to get it removed so they could get the MRI.
The chef's kiss to the story:
As a child, his mother had lost an eye after being shot with a BB gun.
Wow, that movie was right
What movie?
I’m guessing A Christmas Story (1983).
A central theme is the main character Ralphie really wants a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle for Christmas, but all the adults he expresses this to insist he’ll shoot his eye out.
Of course, you're correct. Now I feel like an idiot.
To be fair, I don't allow myself to watch Christmas movies or listen to Christmas music except between Thanksgiving and Christmas, so my mind wasn't there yet.
Only way to fight back in the War on Christmas, which like the Palestine and Israel is mostly just an excuse for the alleged victim (Israel) to attack and take territory from their neighbors.
Here Christmas has invaded so far that there are occasional sightings before the equinox.
hope she never needs an MRI scan
She can't date anyone with tongue piercings
Or maybe she should lol, who doesn't like getting head?
I’ve seen them do it.
2015, huh. He was ahead of his time.
Yeah, this guy could be some sort of maga caricature. He's got it all. Religious, transphobic (and probably general bigot), conspiracy theorist, pulling absolutely wild nonsense from his asshole and treating it like fact, should probably be considered a symptom of a mental health pandemic.
😈🏳️⚧️
🧲
🧠
So their god has some kinda electromagnetic properties? Is that why iron chariots are his weakness?
That's why he banned golden idols, he knew they were immune to his one weakness.
I wish it were that easy.
Saaame.
Sesame!
just make sure you get the right polarity or you might end up putting more god into them
Who snitched?
God is a magnetic metal invading your brain. That sounds brutal as fuck. Or very sci-fi
Just wait for a few generations of brain implants down the line. Then you will believe what you are programmed to believe. Opposition will be literally unthinkable.
the big question is what are they doing with all the God? do they keep it in a cage somewhere?
Kinky
Me and who
Just pour water on the magnets. ➡️ No more magnets. Checkmate, atheists.
I'm all for sucking someone's brains out, but I've never tried it with a magnet
Yo can I get some of them magnets? I know some folks who could do with a lil less Jesus.
There's no hate like Christian love
:3
Call me Magneto
God can be defeated by a magnet?
What a weak God they have.
If only it was that easy 🙄
Yall motherfuckers need magnets.
All about magnets today I see
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/061/650/7f1.gif
Good thing we're still safe in rainstorms, according to our glorious God king. /s
I see my magnet beam has been making waves today.
Mmmmm the invisible laws of attraction have been making headlines i see. If a person knows another is -however- wrong....why keep reacting? Are you them? If you have time to complain you have time to move the hell up and on on yes?