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Xitter gold rule

germanatlas - 1mon

How many of them are just blatant racism?

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ZILtoid1991 @lemmy.world - 1mon

Since it's Xitter, it'll be like 80-90%.

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JamieDub86 - 1mon

I made a comment that took the piss out of Conservatives once, and it got quite a lot of attention, do you think that that could be on the list?

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ZILtoid1991 @lemmy.world - 1mon

Once or twice there will be, just to show people that Xitter is "not a far-right hellhole".

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Catoblepas - 1mon

If they wanted to make money hand over fist, they’d let you pay to delete someone else’s tweet. That would be the one thing that could make me consider going back. Fortunately, as a fucking terrible poster, Musk knows he would never survive

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Lauchmelder @feddit.org - 1mon

He would just introduce a new tier of xitter blue that lets you become immune to those deletions

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SkaveRat - 1mon

pay to restore the tweet. price of deletion/restore increases by 10% every time

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ElderReflections - 1mon

Crowd funded auction = cash from both sides

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen @lemmy.world - 1mon

Thanks for banging me, kind stranger.

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Bakkoda - 1mon

Daddy I got banged on Twitter by Elon Musk! I was live streaming too!

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dreadbeef @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon

Trust me, I'm certified to bang here

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Maxxie - 1mon

I'm racking my brain, trying to find a worse phrase in the English language than "authentic interaction".

There's "blood and soil" (but its mostly german) and I think that's it?

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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 1mon

"move the timeline" might be a competitor?

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ZILtoid1991 @lemmy.world - 1mon

The two are related, because techno-fascism.

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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 1mon

Why would I want to be a certified sausage?

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Kenny2999 - 1mon

Technically you're already intestines wrapped in a skin.

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sniggleboots @europe.pub - 1mon

Speak for yourself, meatbag

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snoons @lemmy.ca - 1mon

Ooo so we just have to turn them inside out and then we can feast!

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NoForwardslashS @sopuli.xyz - 1mon

Why would you rather be an uncertified sausage?

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Assassassin @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon

It's like the guy is allergic to doing anything cool. He always does the cringiest, lamest thing he can do in a situation.

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tigeruppercut @lemmy.zip - 1mon

If I had to make an award for elons lamest actions of the month I'd probably call it the certified banger

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bloup @lemmy.sdf.org - 1mon

Im confused. How is this similar to to reddit gold? Seems more like “bestof” but run by the platform itself.

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bstix @feddit.dk - 1mon

.. and this is different from Reddit gold how?

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bloup @lemmy.sdf.org - 1mon

Reddit gold was a paid subscription service that gave users some additional or enhanced features. It was possible to buy another user reddit gold as a gesture of appreciation for some kind of comment they made and a little icon would appear on the post if that happened. Really nothing about what i remember of reddit gold seems remotely similar to this “certified bangers” thing. Maybe you can explain what your understanding of what reddit gold is.

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bstix @feddit.dk - 1mon

The joke is that Reddit is the only one "buying" Reddit gold. They use it to herd the hivemind.

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maccentric @sh.itjust.works - 1mon

Thoughts and prayers?

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