I made a comment that took the piss out of Conservatives once, and it got quite a lot of attention, do you think that that could be on the list?
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ZILtoid1991 @lemmy.world - 1mon
Once or twice there will be, just to show people that Xitter is "not a far-right hellhole".
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Catoblepas - 1mon
If they wanted to make money hand over fist, they’d let you pay to delete someone else’s tweet. That would be the one thing that could make me consider going back. Fortunately, as a fucking terrible poster, Musk knows he would never survive
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Lauchmelder @feddit.org - 1mon
He would just introduce a new tier of xitter blue that lets you become immune to those deletions
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SkaveRat - 1mon
pay to restore the tweet. price of deletion/restore increases by 10% every time
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ElderReflections - 1mon
Crowd funded auction = cash from both sides
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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen @lemmy.world - 1mon
Thanks for banging me, kind stranger.
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Bakkoda - 1mon
Daddy I got banged on Twitter by Elon Musk! I was live streaming too!
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dreadbeef @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon
Trust me, I'm certified to bang here
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Maxxie - 1mon
I'm racking my brain, trying to find a worse phrase in the English language than "authentic interaction".
There's "blood and soil" (but its mostly german) and I think that's it?
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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 1mon
"move the timeline" might be a competitor?
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ZILtoid1991 @lemmy.world - 1mon
The two are related, because techno-fascism.
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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 1mon
Why would I want to be a certified sausage?
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Kenny2999 - 1mon
Technically you're already intestines wrapped in a skin.
Ooo so we just have to turn them inside out and then we can feast!
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NoForwardslashS @sopuli.xyz - 1mon
Why would you rather be an uncertified sausage?
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Assassassin @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon
It's like the guy is allergic to doing anything cool. He always does the cringiest, lamest thing he can do in a situation.
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tigeruppercut @lemmy.zip - 1mon
If I had to make an award for elons lamest actions of the month I'd probably call it the certified banger
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bloup @lemmy.sdf.org - 1mon
Im confused. How is this similar to to reddit gold? Seems more like “bestof” but run by the platform itself.
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bstix @feddit.dk - 1mon
.. and this is different from Reddit gold how?
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bloup @lemmy.sdf.org - 1mon
Reddit gold was a paid subscription service that gave users some additional or enhanced features. It was possible to buy another user reddit gold as a gesture of appreciation for some kind of comment they made and a little icon would appear on the post if that happened. Really nothing about what i remember of reddit gold seems remotely similar to this “certified bangers” thing. Maybe you can explain what your understanding of what reddit gold is.
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bstix @feddit.dk - 1mon
The joke is that Reddit is the only one "buying" Reddit gold.
They use it to herd the hivemind.
ZILtoid1991 in onehundredninetysix
Xitter gold rule
How many of them are just blatant racism?
Since it's Xitter, it'll be like 80-90%.
I made a comment that took the piss out of Conservatives once, and it got quite a lot of attention, do you think that that could be on the list?
Once or twice there will be, just to show people that Xitter is "not a far-right hellhole".
If they wanted to make money hand over fist, they’d let you pay to delete someone else’s tweet. That would be the one thing that could make me consider going back. Fortunately, as a fucking terrible poster, Musk knows he would never survive
He would just introduce a new tier of xitter blue that lets you become immune to those deletions
pay to restore the tweet. price of deletion/restore increases by 10% every time
Crowd funded auction = cash from both sides
Thanks for banging me, kind stranger.
Daddy I got banged on Twitter by Elon Musk! I was live streaming too!
Trust me, I'm certified to bang here
I'm racking my brain, trying to find a worse phrase in the English language than "authentic interaction".
There's "blood and soil" (but its mostly german) and I think that's it?
"move the timeline" might be a competitor?
The two are related, because techno-fascism.
Why would I want to be a certified sausage?
Technically you're already intestines wrapped in a skin.
Speak for yourself, meatbag
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ea75754f-7531-47c1-b727-6c4e696319a3.jpeg
Ooo so we just have to turn them inside out and then we can feast!
Why would you rather be an uncertified sausage?
It's like the guy is allergic to doing anything cool. He always does the cringiest, lamest thing he can do in a situation.
If I had to make an award for elons lamest actions of the month I'd probably call it the certified banger
Im confused. How is this similar to to reddit gold? Seems more like “bestof” but run by the platform itself.
.. and this is different from Reddit gold how?
Reddit gold was a paid subscription service that gave users some additional or enhanced features. It was possible to buy another user reddit gold as a gesture of appreciation for some kind of comment they made and a little icon would appear on the post if that happened. Really nothing about what i remember of reddit gold seems remotely similar to this “certified bangers” thing. Maybe you can explain what your understanding of what reddit gold is.
The joke is that Reddit is the only one "buying" Reddit gold. They use it to herd the hivemind.
can't believe elon unironically turned twitter into youface fro 30 rock
Thoughts and prayers?