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greentext rule

LuckingFurker (Any/All) - 1mon

That's the one where OP doesn't really do anything gay though, the tall hot guy tells him not to be a "silly little boy" and OP gets harder than he's ever been. Discovering that he is both attracted to men and a bottom all at once

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TotallynotJessica - 1mon

doesn't really do anything gay

Discovering that he is both attracted to men and a bottom all at once

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LuckingFurker (Any/All) - 1mon

He didn't, he just reacted to something. Like a gay bottom

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BeeegScaaawyCripple - 1mon

you need better bottoms

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LuckingFurker (Any/All) - 1mon

I only have access to the one bottom - me - and I'm trying. Not my best, but I am trying

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RaivoKulli - 1mon

That's an involuntary action though, as in his body doing something

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reev @sh.itjust.works - 1mon

One of the straightest experiences I have every Saturday at 22:00.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart - 1mon

If you think about it there’s nothing straighter then getting a dick in the ass.

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Ioughttamow - 1mon

What’s manlier than man on man action?

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LuckingFurker (Any/All) - 1mon

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ByteJunk @lemmy.world - 1mon

Fake: anon claims to be straight.
Gay: violently so.

Checks out

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rumschlumpel @feddit.org - 1mon

I wonder how many of these are serious.

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TotallynotJessica - 1mon

The rule of greentexts; they all are:

  1. Fake
  2. Gay
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Squished Fly (she/they) - 1mon

From 4chan experience I can sadly say that there is a third.... Racism . _.

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✺roguetrick✺ - 1mon

Yeah but rascisim is fueled by fake and cuck fantasy.

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Linearity - 1mon

Can someone image explain the fake gay thing? 😭😭

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jballs @sh.itjust.works - 1mon

It's pretty self explanatory. On nearly every green text post, someone will point out A) Why the story is fake and B) Why the person who posted it is gay.

No idea where it originated from, but it's the childish level of humor that I appreciate.

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1ostA5tro6yne - 1mon

lurk moar

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Bldck @beehaw.org - 1mon

Not that interesting of an origin story. Just an old stock comment from the early 2000s that lives on

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cassandrafatigue @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon

Yes but most fake things are pretty gay.

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TotallynotJessica - 1mon

And yet, I find gay things to be so real

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cassandrafatigue @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon

Oh, lots of real things are gay, but a shocking majority of fake things are, because most straights are just spaghetti whose repressed shit finds its way out, while most queers are pretty cool about making our shit gay.

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metaStatic - 1mon

serious fiction? all of them.

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guy - 1mon

It always depends on if no homo was uttered in relation to the events

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tekeous - 1mon

I was gonna guess forcefem but based on some of these comments I’m gonna hazard a guess I was wrong

what does this say about me 😳

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cassandrafatigue @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon

Put on this dress right now or I'll never tell you.

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captainlezbian @lemmy.world - 1mon

Idk sometimes it's not the straight that op is wrong about

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TotallynotJessica - 1mon

when you like men but that isn't what makes you gay

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msage @programming.dev - 1mon

Where is the Arch logo?

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