That's the one where OP doesn't really do anything gay though, the tall hot guy tells him not to be a "silly little boy" and OP gets harder than he's ever been. Discovering that he is both attracted to men and a bottom all at once
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TotallynotJessica - 1mon
doesn't really do anything gay
Discovering that he is both attracted to men and a bottom all at once
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LuckingFurker (Any/All) - 1mon
He didn't, he just reacted to something. Like a gay bottom
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BeeegScaaawyCripple - 1mon
you need better bottoms
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LuckingFurker (Any/All) - 1mon
I only have access to the one bottom - me - and I'm trying. Not my best, but I am trying
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RaivoKulli - 1mon
That's an involuntary action though, as in his body doing something
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reev @sh.itjust.works - 1mon
One of the straightest experiences I have every Saturday at 22:00.
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SatansMaggotyCumFart - 1mon
If you think about it there’s nothing straighter then getting a dick in the ass.
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Ioughttamow - 1mon
What’s manlier than man on man action?
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LuckingFurker (Any/All) - 1mon
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ByteJunk @lemmy.world - 1mon
Fake: anon claims to be straight.
Gay: violently so.
Checks out
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rumschlumpel @feddit.org - 1mon
I wonder how many of these are serious.
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TotallynotJessica - 1mon
The rule of greentexts; they all are:
Fake
Gay
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Squished Fly (she/they) - 1mon
From 4chan experience I can sadly say that there is a third.... Racism . _.
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✺roguetrick✺ - 1mon
Yeah but rascisim is fueled by fake and cuck fantasy.
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Linearity - 1mon
Can someone image explain the fake gay thing? 😭😭
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jballs @sh.itjust.works - 1mon
It's pretty self explanatory. On nearly every green text post, someone will point out A) Why the story is fake and B) Why the person who posted it is gay.
No idea where it originated from, but it's the childish level of humor that I appreciate.
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1ostA5tro6yne - 1mon
lurk moar
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Bldck @beehaw.org - 1mon
Not that interesting of an origin story. Just an old stock comment from the early 2000s that lives on
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cassandrafatigue @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon
Yes but most fake things are pretty gay.
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TotallynotJessica - 1mon
And yet, I find gay things to be so real
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cassandrafatigue @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon
Oh, lots of real things are gay, but a shocking majority of fake things are, because most straights are just spaghetti whose repressed shit finds its way out, while most queers are pretty cool about making our shit gay.
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metaStatic - 1mon
serious fiction? all of them.
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guy - 1mon
It always depends on if no homo was uttered in relation to the events
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tekeous - 1mon
I was gonna guess forcefem but based on some of these comments I’m gonna hazard a guess I was wrong
what does this say about me 😳
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cassandrafatigue @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1mon
Put on this dress right now or I'll never tell you.
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captainlezbian @lemmy.world - 1mon
Idk sometimes it's not the straight that op is wrong about
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TotallynotJessica - 1mon
when you like men but that isn't what makes you gay
TotallynotJessica in onehundredninetysix
greentext rule
That's the one where OP doesn't really do anything gay though, the tall hot guy tells him not to be a "silly little boy" and OP gets harder than he's ever been. Discovering that he is both attracted to men and a bottom all at once
He didn't, he just reacted to something. Like a gay bottom
you need better bottoms
I only have access to the one bottom - me - and I'm trying. Not my best, but I am trying
That's an involuntary action though, as in his body doing something
One of the straightest experiences I have every Saturday at 22:00.
If you think about it there’s nothing straighter then getting a dick in the ass.
What’s manlier than man on man action?
Fake: anon claims to be straight.
Gay: violently so.
Checks out
I wonder how many of these are serious.
The rule of greentexts; they all are:
From 4chan experience I can sadly say that there is a third.... Racism . _.
Yeah but rascisim is fueled by fake and cuck fantasy.
Can someone image explain the fake gay thing? 😭😭
It's pretty self explanatory. On nearly every green text post, someone will point out A) Why the story is fake and B) Why the person who posted it is gay.
No idea where it originated from, but it's the childish level of humor that I appreciate.
lurk moar
Not that interesting of an origin story. Just an old stock comment from the early 2000s that lives on
Yes but most fake things are pretty gay.
And yet, I find gay things to be so real
Oh, lots of real things are gay, but a shocking majority of fake things are, because most straights are just spaghetti whose repressed shit finds its way out, while most queers are pretty cool about making our shit gay.
serious fiction? all of them.
It always depends on if no homo was uttered in relation to the events
I was gonna guess forcefem but based on some of these comments I’m gonna hazard a guess I was wrong
what does this say about me 😳
Put on this dress right now or I'll never tell you.
Idk sometimes it's not the straight that op is wrong about
when you like men but that isn't what makes you gay
Where is the Arch logo?