One of the girls in my class during my master's didn't believe in deodorant and had really aggressive BO. once she leaned over my desk to ask me a question about the coursework and she couldn't get a straight answer out of me, because all I could think about was tearing off her clothes and licking her hairy armpits. It was all I could think about for weeks afterwards too. I still think about it occasionally years later.
If we ever meet you need to go to the gym and work up a good sweat, beforehand. Or you could do that anyway and send me your t-shirt 🤤.
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ThotDragon - 2mon
I could do that, or just any sort of exertion could so it really.
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Berengaria_of_Navarre @lemmy.world - 2mon
😍
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fleurc - 2mon
I would've asked her out on the spot
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Berengaria_of_Navarre @lemmy.world - 2mon
Yeah, I doubt my partner would have approved.
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fleurc - 2mon
Ahhhh, yeah that was kinda important to the detail of why you didn't take action
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Rai @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 2mon
A few months ago my partner and I were laying in bed, and they had their arms up. They were looking away from me, and I just kinda went in and shnrrrf… they slowly turned around and asked, “Did you just sniff me??
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snelly
I feel called out.
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One of the girls in my class during my master's didn't believe in deodorant and had really aggressive BO. once she leaned over my desk to ask me a question about the coursework and she couldn't get a straight answer out of me, because all I could think about was tearing off her clothes and licking her hairy armpits. It was all I could think about for weeks afterwards too. I still think about it occasionally years later.
I'm so gross.
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ACAB tho
Of course
You love it!
I am more of a head hair guy tbh
Are you a cat?
Depends on the time outside, the cold weather makes me want to stay cozy in bed or rolled up into a ball on the sofa
You would have a field day with me.
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Thank you for sniffing my girlsmell
it girly 🥰
❤️
If we ever meet you need to go to the gym and work up a good sweat, beforehand. Or you could do that anyway and send me your t-shirt 🤤.
I could do that, or just any sort of exertion could so it really.
😍
I would've asked her out on the spot
Yeah, I doubt my partner would have approved.
Ahhhh, yeah that was kinda important to the detail of why you didn't take action
A few months ago my partner and I were laying in bed, and they had their arms up. They were looking away from me, and I just kinda went in and shnrrrf… they slowly turned around and asked, “Did you just sniff me??
“…yeeeaahhh~”
Mmmm, delicious B.O.
lick
I need girls to stop taking showers