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Delilah (She/Her) - 2mon

What happens if she's a lesbian. Do they sit in trees opposite each other screaming constantly while both refusing to make the first move?

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germanatlas - 2mon

I think I’ve seen something like that in the city

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FabledAepitaph @lemmy.world - 2mon

It sounds like you may be screaming from personal experience xD

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Delilah (She/Her) - 2mon

Nope, just a slightly talented fiction writer. Which is sadder when you think about it

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sp3ctr4l @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 2mon

No, they do that, but on Tiktok, from a tree or not is optional.

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Lumidaub @feddit.org - 2mon

Like bird men.

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sp3ctr4l @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 2mon

vomits

Hey babe, now you don't have to chew =D

finger guns

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Lumidaub @feddit.org - 2mon

Oooh, I can feel my seat getting wet. *bites lip* (ouch....)

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sp3ctr4l @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 2mon

... and this is the point where I remember almost all birds have cloacas.

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TheFrogThatFlies @lemmy.world - 2mon

Given that they're sloths, doesn't she get tired to wait for a male to show up?

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Hildegarde - 2mon

same

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