Is he special needs? I don't know who this is, but like... Yikes.
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Knoxvomica @lemmy.ca - 4mon
Judging from your take here, I'm not sure he's the one who's special needs.
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FerretyFever0 - 4mon
Honestly, worth it ngl, I'd do the same, everyone, make the asexual choice.
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JizzmasterD @lemmy.ca - 4mon
Nah, spice up the orgy with a nostalgic pizza delivery guy trope.
Laugh, love, fuck and eat pizza; maybe make a revolution come quickah.
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hOrni @lemmy.world - 4mon
Oh,, hey, Skweezy! I forgot about him since I left Reddit. His posts are hilarious.
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Kowowow @lemmy.ca - 4mon
Is he some reddit guy? I got like a seven year old account and I don't think I've ever seen him
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javasux @lemmy.world - 4mon
He was mostly a Facebook shitposter but was very popular on Reddit
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SatansMaggotyCumFart - 4mon
Have you ever fucked a hot n ready?
It's a very tight window between being too hot and too congealed.
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BaroqueInMind - 4mon
How does one get invited to such cool events?
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Frezik - 4mon
Trying ordering pickup from Little Caesars, but make a wrong turn. You'll end up at a Hollywood orgy.
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zewm - 4mon
Follow rules 1 and 2.
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BaroqueInMind - 4mon
Judging by sqweezy4real's profile picture, my guess hes leveraging a secret rule 3: be wealthy. Because I can tell you for SURE that dude is NOT attractive unless you are into drywall-punching high-school dropout Kyles.
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hydriplex @lemmy.world - 4mon
The secret rule 3 is actually: be funny. Think Pete Davidson.
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BaroqueInMind - 4mon
Okay, but no one cares if you're funny and poor, is my counter-argument.
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BeeegScaaawyCripple - 4mon
We talking about Rupert's Land Act or the Manitoba Act?
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SkyeStarfall - 4mon
If the rule 1 and 2 are "be kind" and "a decent person" then sure
You just need to find the right people, and it helps if you do stuff such as open relationships. But chances are most don't
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DragonTypeWyvern @midwest.social - 4mon
Skweezy needs to raise his standards and get their Crazy Puffs instead, only thing worth messing with.
The only problem is the people who make them are the kind of people that work at little Caesars so you're going to have to be open to the fact that if you order the cheese ones you're probably getting the pepperonis
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SatansMaggotyCumFart - 4mon
That’s a little classist no?
I worked little Caesar’s during the day and stripped nights to pay for my medical school.
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DragonTypeWyvern @midwest.social - 4mon
And did you or did you not give people the wrong Crazy Puffs?
We know the answer.
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robocall @lemmy.world - 4mon
Last thing I want to do after eating pizza is participate in an orgy! Carb coma!
Gork in 196
Orgy Rule
Skweezy is a treasure.
Is he special needs? I don't know who this is, but like... Yikes.
Judging from your take here, I'm not sure he's the one who's special needs.
Honestly, worth it ngl, I'd do the same, everyone, make the asexual choice.
Nah, spice up the orgy with a nostalgic pizza delivery guy trope.
Laugh, love, fuck and eat pizza; maybe make a revolution come quickah.
Oh,, hey, Skweezy! I forgot about him since I left Reddit. His posts are hilarious.
Is he some reddit guy? I got like a seven year old account and I don't think I've ever seen him
He was mostly a Facebook shitposter but was very popular on Reddit
Have you ever fucked a hot n ready?
It's a very tight window between being too hot and too congealed.
How does one get invited to such cool events?
Trying ordering pickup from Little Caesars, but make a wrong turn. You'll end up at a Hollywood orgy.
Follow rules 1 and 2.
Judging by sqweezy4real's profile picture, my guess hes leveraging a secret rule 3: be wealthy. Because I can tell you for SURE that dude is NOT attractive unless you are into drywall-punching high-school dropout Kyles.
The secret rule 3 is actually: be funny. Think Pete Davidson.
Okay, but no one cares if you're funny and poor, is my counter-argument.
We talking about Rupert's Land Act or the Manitoba Act?
If the rule 1 and 2 are "be kind" and "a decent person" then sure
You just need to find the right people, and it helps if you do stuff such as open relationships. But chances are most don't
Skweezy needs to raise his standards and get their Crazy Puffs instead, only thing worth messing with.
The only problem is the people who make them are the kind of people that work at little Caesars so you're going to have to be open to the fact that if you order the cheese ones you're probably getting the pepperonis
That’s a little classist no?
I worked little Caesar’s during the day and stripped nights to pay for my medical school.
And did you or did you not give people the wrong Crazy Puffs?
We know the answer.
Last thing I want to do after eating pizza is participate in an orgy! Carb coma!
Did he bring enough pizza for everybody?