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Cevilia in 196

I'm going to Costco, do we need anything?

enbiousenvy - 4mon

so uhh

Basket b();
if (costco.is_available(costco.items["eggs"])) {
    b.add(costco.retrieve(costco.items["milk"], 6));
}
else {
    b.add(costco.retrieve(costco.items["milk"], 1)); 
}
costco.commit_transaction(b);
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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 4mon

Here's your six gallons of milk. They had eggs.

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enbiousenvy - 4mon

thanks!

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Pudutr0n @feddit.cl - 4mon

Grab me a hot doge pls.

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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 4mon

Sure, that'll be one fifty

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Pudutr0n @feddit.cl - 4mon

Do you accept digital pudu images as payment?

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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 4mon

I didn't know what that was, so I searched... and I have been awwing at my screen for the last 20 minutes.

Thank you, kind stranger, for this gift.

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Pudutr0n @feddit.cl - 4mon

:3

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Nat (she/they) - 4mon

Food court chicken bake

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HalifaxJones @lemmy.world - 4mon

Chicken bake is so underrated. Like a whole meal for 4 dollars.

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melsaskca @lemmy.ca - 4mon

Something "Kirkland". Doesn't matter what. That shit's good quality.

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GuyFi @lemmy.sdf.org - 4mon

Can you grab me one of the frozen bags of raspberries please? I need them for my breakfast and I'm just about to run out.

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wilder (she/her) - 4mon

Don't forget a box of those Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches, I'm tired of oatmeal for breakfast.

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ouRKaoS @lemmy.today - 4mon

Find the saddest looking sample lady, have a nice conversation with her about whatever weird thing she's sampling, and grab me one.

...I bet it's going to be some weird cream cheese dip.

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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 4mon

It was instant coffee, actually. And it was genuinely good - I've never liked an instant coffee before. I had three (gotta love the infinite free samples policy), then I made sure to get her to show me the proportions she used so I can recreate it at home.

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AnarchistArtificer @slrpnk.net - 4mon

Some nice socks

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ouRKaoS @lemmy.today - 4mon

I'm wearing Weatherproof brand crew socks from Costco right now and they are amazing! I bought one pack wore them, washed them, wore them again, then went back to Costco and bought like 24 more pairs.

I thought I had nice socks before until I washed them and the inner part pilled like crazy, leaving lint all over your feet when you took them off (bad), and sometimes a ball of fuzz between your toes that is all you can think about until you can take off your shoe and get rid of it (0/10, yeeted immediately).

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habitualTartare @lemmy.world - 4mon

Rotisserie chicken but in the OG container not bagged.

And don't forget the barcode shirt!

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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 4mon

Sorry, there isn't a Kirkland Signature Time Machine at the warehouse I use

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Dave2 - 4mon

hey uhh if youre like still there could you get me uhhhh you know what nevermind

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HakunaHafada @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 4mon

Olive oil, tahini, and a shit-ton of chickpeas.

And yes, I am craving hummus.

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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 4mon

This is Costco, "shit ton" is the default quantity :)

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Chef_Boyargee - 4mon

Pirates Booty and the Detroit style frozen pizzas

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InvalidName2 @lemmy.zip - 4mon

A gallon of mayonnaise, 32 pack of Degree deodorant, and check to see if the chocolate covered peanut butter filled pretzel bites things are back in stock, please.

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villainy @lemmy.world - 4mon

Pudding!

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sexy_peach @feddit.org - 4mon

Some kind of vegan salami please

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Endymion_Mallorn - 4mon

Combo pizza. Failing that, combo calzone.

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jjagaimo @sh.itjust.works - 4mon

17 containers of animal crackers

You never know when youll run out

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alk - 4mon

Can you get me one of those fresh slabs of salmon? Thanks

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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 4mon

Is she hot? /j

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Taser - 4mon

How about one of those packs of turkey wraps - I'll split it with ya, my treat! Let me know how much I owe ya.

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jumping redditor [they/them] - 4mon

a few freezers for the transphobes, I don't want them rotting further

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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 4mon

Best I'm willing to do for transphobes is a Kirkland Signature Pyre.

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PyroNeurosis - 4mon

You were supposed to process those for the crows a week ago!

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anton - 4mon

Just leave them out for the vultures, they can deal with a lot of toxic shit (just not lead).

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baggachipz @sh.itjust.works - 4mon

Spicy Jamaican beef patties plz

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Zier - 4mon

A 5 gallon pail of mayonnaise. Don't ask...

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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 4mon

I mean, I wasn't going to ask, but now I'm curious. Is it for what I think it's for?

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Zier - 4mon

No, we're filming a porn movie, ran out of viagara and are going to fake as much as we can.

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Tomato666 @lemmy.sdf.org - 4mon

A tray of cream buns please.

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Applesauce - 4mon

Pallet of baby oil

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Aeao @lemmy.world - 4mon

I always ask people to bring me back ice cream from wherever they are going because it seems like the most inconvenient thing to ask for.

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Frezik - 4mon

One universal healthcare, and a take and bake chicken alfredo would be nice.

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TheMadIrishman @sh.itjust.works - 4mon

Oh oh oh, do they still have pork bellies on sale? We need one for making some chasu. I promise I’ll share.

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jumping redditor [they/them] - 4mon

a few freezers for the transphobes, I don't want them rotting further

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Pudutr0n @feddit.cl - 4mon

You should make japanese swords.

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