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SoupBrick @pawb.social - 4mon

The toothpaste man knows naught of what you desire, nor does he care.

He saunters away into the darkness

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Thorry84 @feddit.nl - 4mon

Alright, we need to do some research on this right away. How many dentists out of 10 actually agree his motives are unknown?

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SkaveRat - 4mon

11 out of 10

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kamenlady - 4mon

9 out of 10

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HexadecimalSky @lemmy.world - 4mon

Easy, to hunt down professor toothy, porkchop abomination.

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Ginny [they/she] - 4mon

Instead of that unhealthy vanilla fudge ice cream, wouldn't you much rather have a delicious, juicy lamb chop?

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lemmyman @lemmy.world - 4mon

Thank mr dental

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DivineDev - 4mon

Good teeth and strong bite will come to you but only if you post "thank mr toothpaste" in this thread

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HexadecimalSky @lemmy.world - 4mon

Monkey paw: It will be professor toothy, he is an arguably good tooth with a strong bite

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ToastedPlanet - 4mon

That is a SCP.

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