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beartrap rule

im thinking of using this method to trap trans people for my own evil mischievous reasons. what do you guys think?

mere - 5mon

fuck your bear trap, that strawberry is MINE. hyperdashes through it at 200 km/h

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xkbx @startrek.website - 5mon

What if they just double jump over it?

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salem - 5mon

this is something i hadnt considered..... ill have to look into this...

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setVeryLoud(true); - 5mon

Add another trap near the ceiling, then they'll have to time it frame perfect if they want to escape

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salem - 5mon

yes... ill have to add this to make trans mascs more likely to be trapped. if i dont come at them from all directions, theyll just be able to pizza tower taunt out of it

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Zorsith - 5mon

Diversify your traps. Consider the humble Dart Wall trap, clearly marked with either Estrogen or Testosterone; trans folks will "accidentally" trip and fall into it. Just mix in sedatives.

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salem - 5mon

omg this is such an EVILLLL idea. thank you

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Truscape - 5mon

Gotta balance a blahaj in the center, at least that's what my GF tells me XD

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enki - 5mon

All I see is haj!

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salem - 5mon

yeah! you should go hug it :3

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enki - 5mon

You are right! What could go - Ouch!

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First_Thunder @lemmy.zip - 5mon

No one could possibly fall for that, looks sarcastically then horrified as a bunch of people start running towards the trap

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salem - 5mon

what were you saying? -w-

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magic_smoke - 5mon

Yeaouch. My leg. Why would you do this to me?

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salem - 5mon

youll find out soon enough....

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magic_smoke - 5mon

Should I be concerned or excited?

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salem - 5mon

:3c

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