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fireweed @lemmy.world - 5mon

This triggers a memory!

Once when I was a kid, I went with a friend to McDonalds while they were doing some Disney promotion or another. We got the "girl or boy toy with your happy meal?" question. We were both girls so we automatically answered "girl toy." After eating we looked and saw that we both had Jasmine from Aladdin, and if we had said "one of each please" we would have had both Aladdin and Jasmine, which would have been a lot more fun to play with while we waited for our parents to wrap up whatever they were doing. So we decided that next time we would ask for one of each. Well the next time was toward the end of the promotion and all they had left were the girl toys, meaning we ended up with four Jasmine figurines.

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Obi @sopuli.xyz - 5mon

I can feel the lingering pain you still carry about having these 4 useless Jasmine and not a single Aladdin when reading this.

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Skanky @lemmy.world - 5mon

Hot take is hot!

😂

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Tar_Alcaran - 5mon

Bot reply is bot!

😂

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Newsteinleo @midwest.social - 5mon

Some will see this and think this is a sign of progress, that we are transitioning into a society where your genitals don't determine what toys you get to play with. Others will look at this and think the world is slipping in anarchy and moral decay.

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whotookkarl @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 5mon

There was moral outrage when faster, cheaper printing presses were invented because they were worried people wouldn't learn or memorize anything anymore if they could just write it down & it made literacy accessible to the common person.

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Brave Little Hitachi Wand - 5mon

I'm glad I wasn't sober when someone incidentally compared happy meal toys to the invention of movable type.

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Enkrod - 5mon

There was a moral panic in the 19th century where people were outraged that young girls from good families kept reading novels. They said it would lead to social self-isolation and bookishness and distract from apropriate activities like knitting, socialising, looking pretty and smiling.

And young women were thought to be largely unable to discern fact from fiction and hold their gentlemen callers to the same standards as the men in their novels. And you know, women having standards... the 18th century couldn't have that.

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WorldsDumbestMan @lemmy.today - 5mon

Jokes on them, both men and women now isolate themselves thanks to C.AI (=

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Agent641 @lemmy.world - 5mon

The third group of us secretly want both toys

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lukaro @lemmy.zip - 5mon

The rest of know it doesn’t matter, the toy will be broken or lost in the car by the next block!

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buttnugget @lemmy.world - 5mon

I don’t think that’s a third group. I think it’s a subset of the first one.

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Wolf314159 @startrek.website - 5mon

Some of those "morals" need to decay.

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normalexit @lemmy.world - 5mon

I wish they just didn't give out crappy plastic toys at all.

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Hestie Morningstar - 5mon

anarchy and moral decay can’t happen at the same time

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Uriel238 [all pronouns] - 5mon

Would you like the Fashion Police Annihilator Pistol or the Commando Laser Hairbrush?

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ora - 5mon

Does it have to be fashion police or can it annihilate anyone?

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dustycups - 5mon

As the holder, you get to decide what is a fashion crime.
Tasteful suit? Annihilation. Sandals & socks? not a problem.

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Wolf @lemmy.today - 5mon

Sandals & socks? not a problem.

Phew! I'm safe for now.

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socsa - 5mon

It can annihilate any kind of police

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Agent641 @lemmy.world - 5mon

Yes

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Tar_Alcaran - 5mon

Damn, that's a tough choice. Gimme an extra happy meal and both.

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taiyang @lemmy.world - 5mon

So... give them a Ken? Lol

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JayObey711 @lemmy.world - 5mon

This actually happened to me when I worked at McDonald's. Guy wanted a toy for boys. I listed all the stuff we had and asked to pick. None of the toys were really gendered at all. He kept insisting that I should just pick a toy for boys.

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drolex @sopuli.xyz - 5mon

Yes sir. A toy for boys. Are we speaking of a genderfluid boy maybe or an honest god-fearing, completely heteronormative boy - no shame in that, sir, it's not your fault.

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YiddishMcSquidish @lemmy.today - 5mon

"Bless your little heart sir. I know it's not easy choosing the "boy toy" when one isn't pink. But I need to reach deep down into those man genes and deduce which one is the boy toy. If you choose poorly then you and your kids are super gay now. Dems da rules sir!."

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VitoRobles @lemmy.today - 5mon

Well obviously the boy toys are the ones I use my penis to play with.

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RaivoKulli - 5mon

Why be difficult though when you clearly know what the customer is asking for

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Dekkia - 5mon

Why not pick one of the answers provided when you're clearly in a made up scenario?

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explodicle @sh.itjust.works - 5mon

Because I've got infinity time to argue when I'm in a made-up scenario.

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petrol_sniff_king - 5mon

Okay, this does bother me because embellished? Sure. Made up? This is entirely believable.

Not to mention, this specific meme is ooold as fuuuck.

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explodicle @sh.itjust.works - 5mon

[briefly checks if this scenario is real]

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petrol_sniff_king - 5mon

To clarify: By believable, I don't mean real. I mean not worthy of suspicion.

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Vespair @lemmy.zip - 5mon

But "made up" doesn't imply unbelievable, just not real in the specific instance. While based on very believable interaction, it's pretty likely this specific interaction is indeed made up

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petrol_sniff_king - 5mon

It can. You've gotta read between people's words.

Mostly, it just bothers me that the r/thathappened crowd spend so much time trying to get the upper hand on instagram influencers, and so little time actually engaging with the content.

You can make a point about how such and such behavior is just fine, actually, and it glances off their head like it were steel armor because the meme isn't real.

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Birch @sh.itjust.works - 5mon

And then rocks fell and everyone was albert einstein.

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snekmuffin @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 5mon

idk dismantling the pointless notion of boys toys vs girls toys bit by bit at no cost to the interlocutor other than a slight annoyance sounds pretty based

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VitoRobles @lemmy.today - 5mon

Because if someone says something sexist/racist/stupid, don't let them get away with it.

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petrol_sniff_king - 5mon

Ma'am, we have hotwheels or barbie, we can move this along as soon as you tell us which one you'd like.

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UnderpantsWeevil @lemmy.world - 5mon

Sir, I demand to receive the toy that contains the XY chromosome and if you don't provide it immediately I will be speaking with your manager.

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NotASharkInAManSuit @lemmy.world - 5mon

Why be difficult , though, when you clearly know what the employee is asking?

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RaivoKulli - 5mon

If it was the customer telling the story I'd be asking just that

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Mouselemming @sh.itjust.works - 5mon

They're not being difficult, the customer is pushing a sexist agenda rather than select one of the choices named. It's perfectly reasonable for boys to want a Barbie-themed rock band figurine, or a girl to want a van for her Barbie rock band to pretend to drive to their next gig.

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RaivoKulli - 5mon

They definitely are being difficult, even if you think the cause is just. Everyone knows what she wanted to get

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ghterve @lemmy.world - 5mon

Yep. She wanted to get her shitty take validated.

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Mouselemming @sh.itjust.works - 5mon

So give her a Barbie and move on

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Rachelhazideas @lemmy.world - 5mon

Why be a misandrist when you clearly know the boy isn't being given a choice because people like you and the mom don't give a damn about what boys as long as the toy 'matches' the kid's penis?

Yeah I'm calling you out for being a creep.

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RaivoKulli - 5mon

Lmao

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daggermoon @lemmy.world - 5mon

I love that lol

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SektorC @discuss.tchncs.de - 5mon

However, this assumes that the customer knows what the brand names "Barbie" and "Hot Wheels" stand for. Perhaps she just had to bring such a menu of toys to a boy and didn't have the cultural knowledge behind the terms. It would have been helpful: A doll or a toy car?

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NotASharkInAManSuit @lemmy.world - 5mon

Fucking no. Any customer at a fast food drive-through for their kid knows what a fucking Barbie and Hot Wheels are, that is some stupid fucking mental gymnastic bullshit levels of pandering.

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Agent641 @lemmy.world - 5mon

Lemmy wants a toy bicycle because fuck cars also will it run Arch?

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UnderpantsWeevil @lemmy.world - 5mon

Kid in the back seat playing with a pair of Barbies

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Gorilladrums @lemmy.world - 5mon

Employees like this are even more annoying than these types of customers. You knew what toy she wanted so just hand her the toy and move on. It's such a waste of everybody's time when someone who has a job with customer service tries to ack slick with the customers.

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explodicle @sh.itjust.works - 5mon

It's not a waste of the employee's time at all. Don't start a "be difficult" contest with someone working hourly.

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Snowclone @lemmy.world - 5mon

I worked retail for decades and I'm genuinely offended you'd side with a customer. those shits don't get enough guff for their garbage ass behavior. you wanna come in a scream at me because your mad about "duh gubbermen"? well I'm gonna detect your dumb ass talking points and fuck with you for the duration of our interaction. I'll tell you the toy car has pink hair and rainbow flames on the side and the license plate says "Bi or Die" and the "Barbie" toy is a MtF school teacher named "Claxison" that lives on government assistance. Come in here again and tell me you think "happy holiday's" is an attack on Christmas, I dare you!

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Gorilladrums @lemmy.world - 5mon

I worked in retail too before. You're going to meet every type of person, and a lot of them aren't pleasant. It's in the best interest of everybody to simply complete the transaction as quickly and smoothly as possible. I don't want to see their ugly mugs nor do they want to spend time with me. If I let every customer like this get under my skin, I would gone insane long ago. The people in retail who actually do spend the time messing with customers usually just end up provoking them, which leads to the crazier ones to flip out and cause problems for everybody else.

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NotASharkInAManSuit @lemmy.world - 5mon

☝️ Found the customer from the post.

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Guy Ingonito - 5mon

Have you ever actually encountered a cashier like this, or just read so much copy-pasta about them that you feel like you've encountered dozens

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daggermoon @lemmy.world - 5mon

I'd be a great boy toy ;) One at a time please, ladies.

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hakase @lemmy.zip - 5mon

And that's why they work at McDonald's.

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dependencyinjection @discuss.tchncs.de - 5mon

The fuck!

I worked at McD what of it? If someone’s working and paying bills then don’t judge them.

I’m a software developer now but not only through hard work as I recognise a certain amount of luck played into how I got where I am now and without that I’d still be working minimum wage somewhere.

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hakase @lemmy.zip - 5mon

There's nothing wrong with working at McDonald's.

But it's a fact that people often work in fast food because they can't get a job elsewhere. That doesn't mean they don't deserve a living wage, but it does mean that people who alienate potential employers by being intentionally obnoxious are more likely to end up there.

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gizmonicus @sh.itjust.works - 5mon

So you're saying you're unemployed?

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hakase @lemmy.zip - 5mon

Not at all. I'm quite gainfully employed, partially because I'm not intentionally obnoxious to my clients.

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zbyte64 @awful.systems - 5mon

So you are able to not be intentionally obnoxious. I honestly wasn't sure.

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AngryCommieKender @lemmy.world - 5mon

Just everyone that isn't "your client," huh? Is "your client" in the room with us?

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UnderpantsWeevil @lemmy.world - 5mon

All his clients are in Canada.

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VeganCheesecake - 5mon

Sorry to tell you, but you do appear to be rather obnoxious right now, though whether there is any intent behind it, I am unable to tell.

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hakase @lemmy.zip - 5mon

I appreciate your honesty and straightforwardness (here and in your other reply to the user below - sorry, I confused you with another user), but compared to the levels of vitriol being thrown at me in this thread for having the audacity to not just assume that a woman is a horrible bigot deserving of a bafflingly rude customer service interaction simply for asking for a "boy toy" for her son, I'd say I'm doing pretty well here, all things considered.

I'm just not sure how I'm the obnoxious one in this scenario, instead of all of the inflammatory commenters and the really obvious fishing attempts for bigotry that are keeping this sub-thread going?

Am I the obnoxious one just because I'm the one choosing not to go along with the ridiculous circle-jerk, even though my comments are an order of magnitude less antagonistic than the ones I'm responding to? I legitimately don't know.

You're the other user is right, though - my mind's not going to change, and the handful of upvotes I'm getting lets me know that others feel the same way, even if they're understandably hesitant to speak up about it with all the personal attacks I'm getting here as a result.

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skisnow @lemmy.ca - 5mon

the handful of upvotes I’m getting lets me know that others feel the same way

LOL, I don't know what the numbers were when you wrote that, but "appeal to upvotes" as an argument is hilariously bad for someone who's being ratioed as heavily as you are.

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UnderpantsWeevil @lemmy.world - 5mon

people often work in fast food because they can’t get a job elsewhere

It's weird to conclude the story takes place during a recession.

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petrol_sniff_king - 5mon

We don't have time for an interview through the McDonald's drive-thru, my friend; you're clogging up the line.

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TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾ - 5mon

What does this mean

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hakase @lemmy.zip - 5mon

It means they were probably unable to get any other job due to purposefully being an obnoxious pain in the ass.

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TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾ - 5mon

I would hire them. They're not only hilarious and quick thinking, but smart and principled too

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hakase @lemmy.zip - 5mon

I would hire them.

I don't doubt you would.

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TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾ - 5mon

Is the problem here that you just don't get the joke?

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hakase @lemmy.zip - 5mon

Nope - the problem is that the OP is intentionally being obnoxiously obtuse to a random person just trying to go about their day, and who probably has zero idea why this random drive thru worker is being so oddly uncooperative.

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TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾ - 5mon

There's no such thing as "boys' toys" and "girls' toys". This person is doing a public service by requiring an appropriate answer

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A_Very_Big_Fan @lemmy.world - 5mon

Can you really be angry over obtuse meeting obtuse?

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prole - 5mon

Have you ever worked a minimum wage food service job? You get what you pay for. Why would you expect them to care anymore than the absolute bare minimum?

The federal minimum wage is $7.25/hr. If you're not fucking around on that job, then you're kind of an idiot.

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Aqarius @lemmy.world - 5mon

Is it obtuse? The key part is the "you have to choose". You have to choose. You can't delegate it to the cashier.

I once wanted to let the next shopper have some coupons, and the cashier had me physically pick it up and hand it over, so the camera can see.

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usernamefactory @lemmy.ca - 5mon

If I were calling about a reference and heard this story related, I’d say to myself “great, so they’re willing to ask probing questions to clarify requirements.”

That could save weeks of work on some projects, and I’m not so desperate for clients that I’d want to work with one who would walk over a simple request for clarification.

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catsarebadpeople - 5mon

You seem like an obnoxious pain in the ass who can't take a joke. It must be hard for you to hold a job.

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null - 5mon

Why's that?

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hakase @lemmy.zip - 5mon

Because they're purposefully being an obnoxious pain in the ass to their customers. Other potential employers probably didn't put up with that shit.

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null - 5mon

Found the lady from the drive-thru

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hakase @lemmy.zip - 5mon

Found someone people probably can't stand to be around IRL because they do shit like in the OP.

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riwo - 5mon

i cant stand you <3

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Pup Biru - 5mon

judging by the votes you’re far from alone

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hakase @lemmy.zip - 5mon

I don't know you, so I can't say for sure, but I'd probably feel likewise. That "toxic sweetness" stuff is usually a pretty good indicator.

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null - 5mon

Yeah I can't stand to be around bigots IRL and I definitely bother them.

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hakase @lemmy.zip - 5mon

Them and everyone else, from the sound of it.

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null - 5mon

Yeah, I'm the one people appear to be bothered by 😂😂😂

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skisnow @lemmy.ca - 5mon

Found the Karen

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Ledivin @lemmy.world - 5mon

Is it not the lady for refusing to fucking pick? "I want the cool one" is just as useful of a descriptor, I'm sorry you have weird gender-based toy preferences

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ebolapie @lemmy.world - 5mon

They're both a little obtuse, but the drive thru operator is written to be puckish and the customer is just obnoxious. That our friend the professor over here has such strong opinions about the reasonableness of the customer makes me think that perhaps they are being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian. Or are a bigot, but I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. In either case nobody here is going to change their mind.

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Soulg @ani.social - 5mon

Why is working at McDonald's bad, they still have a job

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hakase @lemmy.zip - 5mon

Working at McDonald's isn't bad at all - it's just that people who are more difficult to work with often end up working in fast food by necessity. My comment implies that the OOP works in fast food due to a lack of professionalism and a tendency to make rude comments to customers, as evidenced by the post.

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NotASharkInAManSuit @lemmy.world - 5mon

You have no idea what your talking about, McDonalds requires a stupid level of professionalism as far as employee interaction and behavior goes, it’s not a fucking Waffle House.

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prole - 5mon

Go on... Why does this explain why they work at McDonald's?

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hakase @lemmy.zip - 5mon

Did... did you not read the enormous thread of replies to this comment where I explained exactly that, multiple times?

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RizzRustbolt @lemmy.world - 5mon

No, because I never learned how to read.

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WorldsDumbestMan @lemmy.today - 5mon

I know entire places where thirsty people would offer to be boy toys, but something tells me they'd change their minds instantly upon seeing them.

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mad_lentil @lemmy.ca - 5mon

My favourite thing today.

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FuyuhikoDate @feddit.org - 5mon

I dont geht it... Why did she have Herr the Barbie? (Me remembering clearly playing with my sisters barbie dolls)

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BeBopALouie - 5mon

Pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhk “ Candy bar closed in 10 minutes” Pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhk

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