ComradeSharkfucker - 5monWait I thought using the washing machine to masturbate was a meme. Can you actually do this? 50
Beesbeesbees - 5monI’ve had a clam all my life. I am still somewhat confused about how laundry appliances are supposed to accomplish this task. 40
errer @lemmy.world - 5monWell, if you had a vagina instead of a clam, maybe it’d make more sense. Common mistake. 55
Beesbeesbees - 5monNot sure I wanna be penetrated by my washer though there’s a first time for everything. Maybe the agitator is the trick. 18
don - 5monThe joke is that driers/washers would be such that the vibrations they make would cause arousal if sat upon, as indicated by the woman in the pic. 14
Zorsith - 5monI think older washers agitated laundry a lot more... vigorously. And had nice corners to sit on. 10
Ghostalmedia in 196
Laundry Rule
Wait I thought using the washing machine to masturbate was a meme. Can you actually do this?
I’ve had a clam all my life. I am still somewhat confused about how laundry appliances are supposed to accomplish this task.
Well, if you had a vagina instead of a clam, maybe it’d make more sense. Common mistake.
Not sure I wanna be penetrated by my washer though there’s a first time for everything. Maybe the agitator is the trick.
I don’t think alligators and clams mix well.
The joke is that driers/washers would be such that the vibrations they make would cause arousal if sat upon, as indicated by the woman in the pic.
I think older washers agitated laundry a lot more... vigorously. And had nice corners to sit on.
Yeah,
I'ma friend is wonderful how this would work...That’s why I sit on the dryer and think about Stamos.