I'm actually the one who took this "photo" (which is really a still image from a video). Everyone thinks the cat is jumping toward the camera, but it's actually flying backwards. My wife was being a real bitch that day, complaining about her allowance again, so I hurled her goddamn cat across the room and into the wall. I always film when I'm at home so that I have proof of what a bitch my wife is.
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FelixCress @lemmy.world - 5mon
I believed you for a split second until the second half.
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OldManBOMBIN @lemmy.world - 5mon
That was my plan all along, and you fell right into it.
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FelixCress @lemmy.world - 5mon
Well done sir
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OldManBOMBIN @lemmy.world - 5mon
Thank you sir
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buycurious @lemmy.world - 5mon
Is there perhaps a way you could furnish proof?
I’ve seen this picture for a few years and would be thrilled to believe this.
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OldManBOMBIN @lemmy.world - 5mon
No, I was lying. I don't treat women or cats like trash; I do make up outlandish stories sometimes, though.
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Darrell_Winfield @lemmy.world - 5mon
It is the Internet after all, but your comment seemed to be obviously satire to me. You did have me in the first half, not going to lie.
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OldManBOMBIN @lemmy.world - 5mon
Unrelated question: do you find it odd that everyone's phones have started auto-capitalizing "internet"? I often wonder why that is.
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Darrell_Winfield @lemmy.world - 5mon
Literally noticed it for the first time typing the aforementioned comment. It is indeed weird to me...
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/33018728
I'm actually the one who took this "photo" (which is really a still image from a video). Everyone thinks the cat is jumping toward the camera, but it's actually flying backwards. My wife was being a real bitch that day, complaining about her allowance again, so I hurled her goddamn cat across the room and into the wall. I always film when I'm at home so that I have proof of what a bitch my wife is.
I believed you for a split second until the second half.
That was my plan all along, and you fell right into it.
Well done sir
Thank you sir
Is there perhaps a way you could furnish proof?
I’ve seen this picture for a few years and would be thrilled to believe this.
No, I was lying. I don't treat women or cats like trash; I do make up outlandish stories sometimes, though.
It is the Internet after all, but your comment seemed to be obviously satire to me. You did have me in the first half, not going to lie.
Unrelated question: do you find it odd that everyone's phones have started auto-capitalizing "internet"? I often wonder why that is.
Literally noticed it for the first time typing the aforementioned comment. It is indeed weird to me...
almost fnaf-jumpscare-esque