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Improvised birth contrule

lauha @lemmy.world - 5mon

No, IUD is a form of birth control. He must be thinking the DUI the improvised explosive device.

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hakase @lemmy.zip - 5mon

No, that's an IED. You're thinking of efforts to ensure that marginalized people aren't discriminated against.

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Birch @sh.itjust.works - 5mon

No, that's DEI, you're thinking of a desktop application for software development

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drspawndisaster @sh.itjust.works - 5mon

No, that's an IDE, you're thinking of the thing you can get a student discount for if you have it at the end of your email address.

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Zorsith - 5mon

No, that's an EDU. You're thinking of a gas station chain known for their ice cream.

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Venus_Ziegenfalle @feddit.org - 5mon

No, that's UDF. You're thinking of the convenience store manager from the Simpsons.

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HonoraryMancunian @lemmy.world - 5mon

No, that's Apu. You're thinking of the monkey from Aladdin.

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EmptySlime - 5mon

No that's Abu. You're thinking of that alien dude that eats cats.

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Tollana1234567 @lemmy.today - 5mon

improvise unexploded device.

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bampop @lemmy.world - 5mon

Nah his grandma used an IUD. I lost a lot of uncles that way

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belastend @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 5mon

Improvised Uterine Device

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Notyou @sopuli.xyz - 5mon

Hah. I think this is pretty good.

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flambonkscious @sh.itjust.works - 5mon

Pick a vowel, any vowel - they're all the same...

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lunar17 @lemmy.world - 5mon

At least he got blown

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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world - 5mon

If you're gonna be my lover, you'd best be able to play Symphony No. 9 for me, booboo kitty.

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