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Deadly Sins Rule

Scratch - 6mon

Lust ✅

Gluttony ✅

Wrath ✅

Pride ✅

Sloth ✅

Greed ✅

Yeah, checks out.

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the_q @lemmy.zip - 6mon

Fullmetal Penis Brotherhood

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kubica - 6mon

There must be interesting opinions about what would be equivalent exchange.

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SkyezOpen @lemmy.world - 6mon

Taking turns topping, obviously.

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captainlezbian @lemmy.world - 6mon

Bottom surgery

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OneWomanCreamTeam @sh.itjust.works - 6mon

Vaginaplasty

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Evil_Shrubbery @lemm.ee - 6mon

That's just metalhead bros.

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AppleTea @lemmy.zip - 6mon

i'm gonna need you to define what it is to be penis sloth

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Kowowow @lemmy.ca - 6mon

Erectile disfunction?

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Manifish_Destiny @lemmy.world - 6mon

A pissing in bottles because you're too lazy to leave your chair.

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AppleTea @lemmy.zip - 6mon

yes, yes this is penis sloth

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Evil_Shrubbery @lemm.ee - 6mon

Penis sloth: specialised tendons that lock into place give them the power to hang on for long periods of time without wasting any energy, even while sleeping.

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Evil_Shrubbery @lemm.ee - 6mon

Wrath: that's just pp bdsm.

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ZILtoid1991 @lemmy.world - 6mon

Or certain transphobic acts of violence.

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Evil_Shrubbery @lemm.ee - 6mon

Of which a lot fall under the penis lust too.

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Kowowow @lemmy.ca - 6mon

In this case what makes lust, gluttony and greed different?

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Tar_Alcaran - 6mon

Gluttony: I desire all the penises and will waste them garishly on myself in excess in all sorts of ways.

Greed: I must own and control all the penises.

Lust: I desire penises above all else and want them to fuck me specifically.

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Evil_Shrubbery @lemm.ee - 6mon

Greed: penis hoarder.

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Mk23simp - 6mon

Where can I find someone with penis greed?

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currycourier @lemmy.world - 6mon

Tbh you can reframe all of them as just different flavors of greed

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Scratch - 6mon

My friends know about this account, so I’ve said too much already.

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essell @lemmy.world - 6mon

Definitely met some folk with penis gluttony

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AngryishHumanoid @lemmy.world - 6mon

Where, out of curiosity? Asking for a friend. My friend is a penis.

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essell @lemmy.world - 6mon

Hoping to make a friend?

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AngryishHumanoid @lemmy.world - 6mon

I'm a very friendly person for an average of 3 to 4 minutes.

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RizzoTheSmall @lemm.ee - 6mon

Just going to town on them like the cookie monster

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Scott_of_the_Arctic @lemmy.world - 6mon

If anyone is experiencing penis gluttony,, hit me up.

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Aggravationstation @feddit.uk - 6mon

Penis sloth

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TwoBeeSan @lemmy.world - 6mon

I have penis apathy.

Any penis gluttons who need an extra lmk

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ReputedlyDeplorable @sh.itjust.works - 6mon

And I immediately think “the mushroom strain?”

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I_am_10_squirrels @beehaw.org - 6mon

Penis gluttony

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friendly_ghost @beehaw.org - 6mon

Penis... avarice?

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Atlusb @lemmy.world - 5mon

Its penis greed that got me thinking. It would be having a lot of penis andn it sharing it with anyone. Hording all your large penis reserves with no regard for all those in need of even a bit of penis.

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