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Anahkiasen - 6mon

The bottom image is lacking 500% more spikes for it to be accurate to fantasy dinosaur design

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Sanctus @lemmy.world - 6mon

There should be 1000% more Primal Rage vibes.

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Salamanderwizard @lemmy.world - 6mon

Dinosaurs with feathers are a lot scarier than lizard skinned ones.

Imagine a T-rex seeing you and letting off a roar while puffing out its feathers.

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Geobloke @lemm.ee - 6mon

Imagine a bird without feathers as big as a car land, then start charging you down galloping after you on its finger wings

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Wirlocke - 6mon

Constrain the design by strict fake rules and you get Monster Hunter.

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capetaun @feddit.it - 6mon

Oh my, the dinosaur with the face of a bearded vulture <3

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latenightnoir - 6mon

I still picture dinosaurs as the old designs in my head, purely by choice. I fully accept they are inaccurate, and will always say "yes, dinosaurs had feathers" if asked, but... like... I mean... how am I supposed to take Gigantochicken seriously? If I'd be sent to the past and end up being chased by one of the Woody Woodpecker lookin' ones, I'd die laughing my ass off.

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slaneesh_is_right @lemmy.org - 6mon

I'd be laughing my ass off seeing you getting chased by an ostrich

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Ledericas @lemm.ee - 6mon

or an ostrich sized goose.

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RizzRustbolt @lemmy.world - 6mon

How about being run down by a house-sized emu?

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latenightnoir - 6mon

You and me both! Got pecked pretty hard in the forehead by one at a petting zoo when I was about 12, my only reaction was to start laughing.

Edit: no offence to either Gigantochicken, Woody Woodpecker's great-great-great-great-grandma, or ostriches, love all of those doofuses!❤️

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setVeryLoud(true); - 6mon

Concussions will do that to ya /j

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latenightnoir - 6mon

Hey, maybe! But if laughing at ostriches was caused by a concussion, then I don't wanna be... uuh... right?

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latenightnoir - 6mon

Yep! Dead within three seconds, I chortled=))) I pictured that screaming seagull clip=))))

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