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Meta? Facebook! X? Twitter! Alphabet? Google!

Addv4 @lemmy.world - 7mon

Gotta hate Time-Warner.

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot @lemmy.world - 7mon

AOL-Time-Warner.

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Gowron_Howard @lemm.ee - 7mon

Obligatory fuck Twitter

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UnderpantsWeevil @lemmy.world - 7mon

A lot of these aren't technically dead-names. They're parent corporations that exist to shuffle around profits and minimize tax and regulatory liabilities. Facebook and Google both continue to exist as properties owned by Meta and Alphabet.

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AJMaxwell - 7mon

Chiquita Brands International? Nah United Fruit Company? Bingo

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FundMECFS - 7mon

Deadnaming regions (using their indigenous names instead of colonial names)

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Lyra_Lycan - 7mon

The only difference being Meta and Alphabet are the names of parent companies that Facebook and Google created to own themselves

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Cid Vicious - 7mon

The Meta rebrand was definitely about escaping baggage associated with the name Facebook. Alphabet you're right about though.

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ApollosArrow @lemmy.world - 7mon

They also wanted to own VR and rebrand it as meta. I don’t think that moved worked out for them.

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Hildegarde - 7mon

I'll call it x once he sells the domain. Sell it you coward.

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user_name - 7mon

He did sell it…to himself. His AI company bought it.

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BeMoreCareful @lemmy.world - 7mon

Corporations are living like it's 1930.

Just change your name and the past goes away.

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sebsch @discuss.tchncs.de - 7mon

Is calling it Twitter is deadnaming?

Maybe we should tell this pervert of Mr Musk we call it Twitter as long he is referring to his daughter by her penis.

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pezhore @infosec.pub - 7mon

It will always, always be Monsanto.

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SCmSTR - 7mon

Did they change it?

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wolframhydroxide @sh.itjust.works - 7mon

Bought by Bayer and quietly dropped

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BlackPenguins @lemmy.world - 7mon

Companies didn't rename themselves. Rich CEOs renamed them against their will.

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Hupf @feddit.org - 7mon

CEO: I am the Senate

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Jourei @lemm.ee - 7mon

I think we should call it x. Twitter was this pioneering microblogging site. X is an extremist echo chamber that was created in 2023.

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Klear @lemmy.world - 7mon

Funny thing is Twitter was cesspool even before Musk got his hands on it. I was actually impressed he managed to make it significantly worse.

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katy ✨ - 7mon

twitter 2012-2015 was peak. ironically youtube 2012-2015 was peak.

basically dan and phil, grace, hannah, mamrie, and tyler oakley are the reason for the success of youtube and twitter not good and twitter.

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Jourei @lemm.ee - 7mon

It sure was, I'm willing to let that fact get buried so the contrast appears sharper, let time gild twitter.

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Ziglin (it/they) - 7mon

That's why people call xitter which is comfortably close to shitter.

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SCmSTR - 7mon

Something about xitter also has this sophomoric zit acne feel. And the name is weird, too.

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purplemoosen @lemm.ee - 7mon

Xfinity? Comcast!

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Cort @lemmy.world - 7mon

At&t? Ma' Bell!

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cmbabul @lemmy.world - 7mon

That one has quite a few more steps, AT&T had to re-acquire Southern Bell>Bellsouth, Southwestern Bell, MCI, and a bunch of other subordinate companies to resurrect the reality of Ma’Bell

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Cort @lemmy.world - 7mon

Yep, iirc Cingular was the last nail to be removed from the coffin, and that happened over a decade ago.

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ragebutt @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 7mon

does this mean you still call the bottle of high fructose corn syrup and caramel coloring aunt jemima

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ShinkanTrain @lemmy.ml - 7mon

You can't take her from me, growing up she was the only person who every looked at me with kindness

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UnhingedFridge - 7mon

Meta? More like "Meta mis juevos en tu boca!"

Edit: Directed towards zucc, of course.

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skisnow @lemmy.ca - 7mon

I thought this was about Blackwater, you know, the company that massacred unarmed civilians for shits and giggles

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ChickenLadyLovesLife @lemmy.world - 7mon

Republicans? Whigs!

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