So that we have them at our disposal in case of inability to deal anymore, yes?
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A_Union_of_Kobolds @lemmy.world - 8mon
Break glass in case of despair, yes
7
Zulu @lemmy.world - 8mon
To wield or to use. Either is fine with me!
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MercuryGenisus @lemmy.world - 8mon
At first I was like, Get right fucked... Then I thought... Actually. I do think about death a lot. Its starting to sound nice at this point. Fair play.
10
Iheartcheese @lemmy.world - 8mon
Yes please.
9
relative @lemmy.world - 8mon
Please.
7
baggachipz @sh.itjust.works - 8mon
wat
7
AngrySquirrel @lemm.ee - 8mon
Where do I sign up?
Do I have to pay or is this covered by insurance?
If I have to pay, can you just send me a bill after?
6
Cano @lemm.ee - 8mon
Uhh, I'm a zoomer but can I have a lethal injection too?
6
A_Union_of_Kobolds @lemmy.world - 8mon
You can wait your turn some of us have been here a long time goddammit
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Bytemeister @lemmy.world - 8mon
Can I get like 6? I know some people who badly need one.
5
ComradeSharkfucker - 8mon
I'm gen z and avacado toast fucking slaps I will fight you on this.
5
reallykindasorta @slrpnk.net - 8mon
legalize lethal injections!
4
_wizard @lemmy.world - 8mon
Drugs and murder while we're at it.
1
audaxdreik @pawb.social - 8mon
This reminded me of the novel Boomsday by Christopher Buckley (same author that wrote the book Thank You for Smoking if you're familiar) where Boomers are offered tax break incentives if they agree to kill themselves at age 75.
teodor_from_achewood in 196
Avocado toast rule
Imagine the government actually doing something that appeals to millennials.
Imagine the government doing something good for it's citizens.
Don't threaten millennials with good things.
We will assume it's bullshit.
At least make us pay for it, it will feel more on brand.
https://preview.redd.it/ke4lu0cdfww31.gif?format=png8&s=0b1c187ff878136acf9ba7d310b7f06a35909043
Turns out back alleys make great health clinics!
For free? I doubt it.
Millennials are killing the killing industry.
So that we have them at our disposal in case of inability to deal anymore, yes?
Break glass in case of despair, yes
To wield or to use. Either is fine with me!
At first I was like, Get right fucked... Then I thought... Actually. I do think about death a lot. Its starting to sound nice at this point. Fair play.
Yes please.
Please.
wat
Where do I sign up?
Do I have to pay or is this covered by insurance?
If I have to pay, can you just send me a bill after?
Uhh, I'm a zoomer but can I have a lethal injection too?
You can wait your turn some of us have been here a long time goddammit
Can I get like 6? I know some people who badly need one.
I'm gen z and avacado toast fucking slaps I will fight you on this.
legalize lethal injections!
Drugs and murder while we're at it.
This reminded me of the novel Boomsday by Christopher Buckley (same author that wrote the book Thank You for Smoking if you're familiar) where Boomers are offered tax break incentives if they agree to kill themselves at age 75.
Except now Millennials are in the hot seat ...
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcWdkbDBhd2EzNW0yaWVjcG1laDRhYWw2dWt5eXppdTFjZGR1bm5ibiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/hC2H9IdtXDlfotmF0B/giphy.gif
we're middle age... like halfway to 75... boombooms stopped teaching zoomies math?
please
Microplastics wonβt let me live or let me die, we are all trapped here with my bullshit.
pss hey, they survived.... run