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can you guys stop being weird and skinny and start bulking I need your help shooting aristocrats rule

the hard ass photo is for free btw

abcdqfr @lemmy.world - 8mon

"That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth"

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Wilco @lemm.ee - 8mon

Are those gains from shrooms? Or just pure CEO hatred?

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Nalivai @lemmy.world - 8mon

Are those tits on that there Luigi?

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wolframhydroxide @sh.itjust.works - 8mon

You just can't handle the sheer bulk of his pecs.

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jabathekek @sopuli.xyz - 8mon

thicc thighs, save lives. so do thicc arms and cores.

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Venus_Ziegenfalle @feddit.org - 8mon

Join the swoletariat, comrades!

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peoplebeproblems @midwest.social - 8mon

Look man

Its hard to get swole when they run out of my cookies n cream protein shakes.

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Jthyme @sh.itjust.works - 8mon

I gave up protein shakes (besides the occasional fairlife 42g on a desperate day) when I realized I could get a hundred grams of protein per meal using either chicken breast or lean ground beef.

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peoplebeproblems @midwest.social - 8mon

Yeah but you have to cook those

Ever try to cook a protein shake? It doesn't turn out well.

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Ms. ArmoredThirteen - 8mon

Well I'm decidedly not swole but I do rock climb. I can death grip anything

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Skullgrid @lemmy.world - 8mon

RIP your (partner's?) cock

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Ms. ArmoredThirteen - 8mon

I haven't had one of those for like a year now

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Skullgrid @lemmy.world - 8mon

Congrats?

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I_am_10_squirrels @beehaw.org - 8mon

You can... Firmly grasp it?

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Ms. ArmoredThirteen - 8mon

Yeah I can firmly grasp anything

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marighost - 8mon

Dude I'm trying my ancestors were all office workers, my lanky ass is not built for muscle!

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whysteria - 8mon

Soylent too spensive for my unemployed buttocks

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lightnsfw @reddthat.com - 8mon

I'm fairly bulky but my eyeballs no work good so I can't shoot for shit.

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b161 - 8mon

Hulk smash?

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