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9mon
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Country dating rule

phorq @lemmy.ml - 9mon

No, I remember Mr. Hands

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SaharaMaleikuhm @feddit.org - 9mon

Good night sweet prince

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Korhaka @sopuli.xyz - 9mon

Died doing what he loved

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Fuckfuckmyfuckingass @lemmy.world - 9mon

PHNBR

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Evil_Shrubbery @lemm.ee - 9mon

... send your asshole into shock ...

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AltheaHunter - 9mon

give me more of what i really neeeed

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Evil_Shrubbery @lemm.ee - 9mon

You will never hear me sayin’ neigh

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Brickhead92 @lemmy.world - 9mon

'Cause there's no cock like horse cock

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Slovene @feddit.nl - 9mon

"It doesn'tsay whites only, but ... yeeaah." Family Guy

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socsa - 9mon

This better not awaken anything in me

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yum @lemmy.eco.br - 9mon

It did 😔

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qarbone @lemmy.world - 9mon

what in the hell

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ZILtoid1991 @lemmy.world - 9mon

You don't understand, he wants to be the horse.

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HertzDentalBar - 9mon

Yea but no matter how many truck stop pills he takes he will never be that large and cum that much. He just ends up with a headache and regret.

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fyzzlefry @retrolemmy.com - 9mon

Horse girls are weird

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peaceful_world_view @lemmy.world - 9mon

But the sex be wild as long as you can deal with the crazy.

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Scott_of_the_Arctic @lemmy.world - 9mon

Who doesn't like a bit of crazy?

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Korhaka @sopuli.xyz - 9mon

We had one as a customer for a while, it was strange but it did make for an entertaining Thursday afternoon.

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peaceful_world_view @lemmy.world - 9mon

Your 6" will never compete, move on.

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Anomalocaris @lemm.ee - 9mon

i might be a city folk, because I don't get it or want to get it

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