Damn. The Onion must have a hard time coming up with headlines these days.
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katy ✨ - 9mon
i hope he dies
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CitizenKong @lemmy.world - 9mon
I do you one better. I hope he dies slowly and in pain.
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PyroNeurosis - 9mon
No. I hope he lives. Debilitated and powerless, but painfully aware of everyone's worst thoughts about him.
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CitizenKong @lemmy.world - 9mon
Unfortunately, the past has shown that he will likely never see the consequences of his actions because he's rich in the US.
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Nat (she/they) - 9mon
Let's hope you're not disappeared to the gulag for saying that.
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Floodedwomb @lemmy.world - 9mon
Well I just declared April as Trans Pride Month. Also I declare no backsies.
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Fungah @lemmy.world - 9mon
I'm also declaring April as free cocaine month. All the cocaine you can smoke, snort, boof, inject, or eat, free!
It won't solve anything. In April. But come May when we are collectively dealing with the most widespread cocaine hangover ever, we can really take stock of ourselves in a whole new light. The collective shame may be the impetus for.self reflection and real lasting change. Or the legalization of cocaine.
Win/win really.
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Lord Wiggle - 9mon
I also declare April the 4th anti Trump month. You know, of the second Trump term. And there are many more anti Trump months to come.
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Fungah @lemmy.world - 9mon
Trans pride free cocaine anti trump month sounds pretty good to me.
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ThePantser @sh.itjust.works - 9mon
So about the ending of the Ukraine war and the price of eggs? Got any time for those two issues or are you too interested in what's going on in children's pants?
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megopie - 9mon
It’s a distraction. He’s stepped in the shit by fucking with the economy and he’s using cruelty and culture war BS to fill up the news cycle.
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Lka1988 - 9mon
Don't ruin my birthday over this shit, you orange fucking asshole.
Teknevra in queer_defense_front
Trump Proclaims April as Anti-Trans Month
https://www.planetrans.org/2025/04/trump-proclaims-april-as-anti-trans.html?m=1Damn. The Onion must have a hard time coming up with headlines these days.
i hope he dies
I do you one better. I hope he dies slowly and in pain.
No. I hope he lives. Debilitated and powerless, but painfully aware of everyone's worst thoughts about him.
Unfortunately, the past has shown that he will likely never see the consequences of his actions because he's rich in the US.
Let's hope you're not disappeared to the gulag for saying that.
Well I just declared April as Trans Pride Month. Also I declare no backsies.
I'm also declaring April as free cocaine month. All the cocaine you can smoke, snort, boof, inject, or eat, free!
It won't solve anything. In April. But come May when we are collectively dealing with the most widespread cocaine hangover ever, we can really take stock of ourselves in a whole new light. The collective shame may be the impetus for.self reflection and real lasting change. Or the legalization of cocaine.
Win/win really.
I also declare April the 4th anti Trump month. You know, of the second Trump term. And there are many more anti Trump months to come.
Trans pride free cocaine anti trump month sounds pretty good to me.
So about the ending of the Ukraine war and the price of eggs? Got any time for those two issues or are you too interested in what's going on in children's pants?
It’s a distraction. He’s stepped in the shit by fucking with the economy and he’s using cruelty and culture war BS to fill up the news cycle.
Don't ruin my birthday over this shit, you orange fucking asshole.