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Synapse - 10mon

I didn't know cats could lay so many eggs !

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FauxPseudo - 10mon

Do a stool sample for parasites and you will find all kinds of eggs coming from cats.

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TheFriar @lemm.ee - 10mon

So from context this guy is shooting wild eggs out of the sky with his two egging cats

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FauxPseudo - 10mon

I would never shoot into the sky. What goes up must come down.

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zoey - 10mon

Voyager 1 is shaking right now

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FauxPseudo - 10mon

Not my gravity well, not my problem.

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Chris - 10mon

Did this dude just extort eggs from birds at gunpoint?

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FauxPseudo - 10mon

Obviously the cats. Not the birds.

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HootinNHollerin @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 10mon

We are in trying times

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FauxPseudo - 10mon

I'm a trying person

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b161 - 10mon

Come and take it. 🔫 🥚 🐈

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Rusty @lemmy.ca - 10mon

This guy is the reason eggs are so expensive.

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DasTechniker - 10mon

green egg near the front! Easter Eggers my beloved :)

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FauxPseudo - 10mon

Good eye. We have two Easter eggers but one of them lays very thin shelled eggs that seldom survive. And the other one isn't much better.

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DasTechniker - 10mon

Aw, shame. I've found feeding mine eggshells helps their shells thicken, but I don't know how much that would help yours. Tell them I said hello!

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FauxPseudo - 10mon

There is no shortage of shells for them to eat. My wife will scramble or hard boil and mash a bunch of the reject eggs, shells and all, and feed them to the birds.

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