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Best way to settle arguments rule

Toribor @corndog.social - 10mon

No need for fighting.

Apes together strong.

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Gork @lemm.ee - 10mon

Men just living in the moment, not a phone in sight.

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neidu3 @sh.itjust.works - 10mon

Mostly due to lacking the stamina to run towards each other.

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ByteJunk @lemmy.world - 10mon

You clearly underestimate my ability to run headfirst into something. It's like a superpower really.

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latenightnoir @lemmy.world - 10mon

Because we're compassionate.

We know that the resulting shockwave would annihilate a couple of blocks of stuff and people, so it is strictly forbidden by the Code of Shine to go through The Clashing on mortal lands.

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HappySkullsplitter @lemmy.world - 10mon

Because the glare would be blinding

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RangerJosey @lemmy.ml - 10mon

They do. But it's only the Red Foreman and Friar Tuck style bald guys. Those of us who gave up the fight and shave now don't participate.

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AllNewTypeFace @leminal.space - 10mon

Phallosaurus is not real and can’t hurt you

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