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Piss rule

Smuuthbrane - 11mon

As a Canadian, I'd like to buy a drink for someone within walking distance of Trump tower. Preferably a pitcher of cheap beer.

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The Real King Gordon - 11mon

And a side of asparagus?

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midnight_puker @sh.itjust.works - 11mon

Diabolical.

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Swedneck @discuss.tchncs.de - 11mon

maybe some beets?

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the_q @lemm.ee - 11mon

Weird I thought Trump liked gold.

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vortic - 11mon

If the rumors about his odor are to be believed, though, he may not like showers.

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Honytawk @lemmy.zip - 11mon

Unless it is a golden shower

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distantsounds @lemmy.world - 11mon

Golden showers yields trumpian flowers

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ModestMeme @lemm.ee - 11mon

Strength in numbers

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distantsounds @lemmy.world - 11mon

I support organized pissings

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Saltycracker @lemmy.world - 11mon

I can expect this in New York. There are lack of bathrooms. People pee everywhere

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Swedneck @discuss.tchncs.de - 11mon

it'll never cease to baffle me that "free public toilets are a fundamental human right" isn't the bog standard opinion, because people are going to piss and shit regardless and we should prefer them to do so in a toilet.

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AngryCommieKender @lemmy.world - 11mon

Pay toilets, and their inhuman morals, were the subject of at least a few Sea Chantys that date back to the 18th or 19th Century.

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superkret @feddit.org - 11mon

In ancient Rome, businesses fought over the right to put up free public toilets.
Then they sold the piss.
And the government taxed the piss.

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ODGreen @slrpnk.net - 11mon

Heh, bog

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gandalf_der_12te - 11mon

free public toilets

aka bushes

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DerArzt @lemmy.world - 11mon

Aka Henry Kissinger's grave

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gandalf_der_12te - 11mon

trickle down economy or sth

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Seasm0ke @lemmy.world - 11mon

Urine speaks louder than words

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BreadOven @lemmy.world - 11mon

On a politician or a prison warden.

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Sunoc - 11mon

Vote with your bladder!

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JusticeForPorygon - 11mon

Well, if you can't beat 'em

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azolus @slrpnk.net - 11mon

Wrong body fluid!

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werefreeatlast @lemmy.world - 11mon

You can pee in a soda bottle, then just pur it while you pass by.

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Jericho_Kane @lemmy.org - 11mon

I wonder if you can even smell the difference walking by.

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