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LordAmplifier @pawb.social - 11mon

Yes, a sex swing! Definitely not for suspension bondage, I don't even know what that is, haha. ...unless? 🥺

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AlataOrange - 11mon

I definitely don't want to tie up a cute little sub from my ceiling and take advantage of them when they are totally helpless ....

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Dharma Curious (he/him) - 11mon

Why's the sub always gotta be little and cute? #NormalizeBigSubLove

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WIZARD POPE💫 - 11mon

Big and ugly sub. Medium sized regular looking sub. All of them

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Swedneck @discuss.tchncs.de - 11mon

love me a big sloppy ugly sub for lunch

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Dharma Curious (he/him) - 11mon

I feel seen. The introvert part of me is horrified, but the big, sloppy sub part is excited to be suspended from a fake smoke detector...

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LordAmplifier @pawb.social - 11mon

Mmh, I wanna step on those subs and explore their insides so badly

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大きいBOY - 11mon

... Footlong sub. BLT subs. Goddamn, I'm hungry now.

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KairuByte @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 11mon

This may be reductionist, but all subs are cute and little in my eyes.

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Dharma Curious (he/him) - 11mon

Reductionist? Maybe? But it made me feel all warm and tingly, so thanks lol

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Frothing @pawb.social - 11mon

👉👈

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AlataOrange - 11mon

Feel free to DM me 😘

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Croquette @sh.itjust.works - 11mon

Sex swing is easier to say than suspension bondage.

In the end, as long as it is properly secured to a beam, you can hang a few pals from it and it will work.

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LordAmplifier @pawb.social - 11mon

It is indeed amazing how versatile a simple hook can be. Unrelated, but you don't happen to be looking for more pals?

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Croquette @sh.itjust.works - 11mon

I don't even have a hook. But I've seen videos

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FQQD - 11mon

Great for fire detection!

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Gormadt - 11mon

You see you just have this special smoke detector and an actual detector in the same room, no one's gonna notice.

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Norah (pup/it/she) - 11mon

The amount of places I've lived with old, busted, hard-wired smoke alarms replaced with newer battery operated ones.

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nightofmichelinstars @sopuli.xyz - 11mon

Did you check them for hard points underneath?

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Norah (pup/it/she) - 11mon

Huh? I've never done what is shown in the OP, was just pointing out that redundant, old smoke detectors are pretty common. Therefore, it won't arouse suspicion if you have two in a room.

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mipadaitu @lemmy.world - 11mon

I think the fingerprints and smudges are going to be more telling than a second detector.

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Ascend910 @lemmy.ml - 11mon

omg hii FQQD

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FQQD - 11mon

hello there

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Pulptastic @midwest.social - 11mon

Why do you have four smoke detectors in your bedroom?

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Agent641 @lemmy.world - 11mon

"It gets really hot in here"

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spooky2092 - 11mon

Lol "hiding"

I just have multiple ceiling hard points in rooms on all 3 floors of my house.

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Lootboblin @lemmy.world - 11mon

or a boxing bag.

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Evil_Shrubbery @lemm.ee - 11mon

Some sex swings do offer boxing bag experience!

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orsetto @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 11mon

can someone repost this in about 10 hours? i might have to make a joke

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