Congress voted, SCOTUS upheld, but he just ignored the law.
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A_Very_Big_Fan @lemmy.world - 11mon
he just ignored the law.
The part that's truly crazy to me is that this is a law he wanted, proposed, and attempted to implement. He can't even follow his own standards.
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TheFriar @lemm.ee - 11mon
Well hey. When you have corporate money flowing into your pockets, it’s easy to change your mind (if you’re a disgusting vile piece of human trash). My curiosity lies in his newfound enablers (Elon, Zucker-borg) having spent insane amounts of money lobbying for the ban.
It would be funny if not nice to see those relationships fall apart because their affection was outbid by a larger dollar amount of affection.
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daggermoon @lemmy.world - 11mon
Just Lesbian sex? What about gay or straight sex?
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djsoren19 - 11mon
Men just can't last as long as women. Saying this as a man, if a lady wants to go for 2 hours I start getting weird penis pain pangs and honestly become a bit exhausted. Meanwhile, I know a gal who really only starts to get into sex after her third orgasm, and can easily keep going for a whole day.
We were born with fatal flaws and faulty equipment.
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tux7350 @lemmy.world - 11mon
I wouldn't say that the equipment is faulty, it just doesn't come with an owners manual. If you can find a copy, chapter 6 is called "Poking the Prostate" it goes into great detail about how to go all day and have multiple orgasms. Turns out the engineers just have a sense of humor on where they placed the components.
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djsoren19 - 11mon
Okay, this one's on me. I'll admit, my ass is really tight and gets sore easily. As much as I'd be interested in an 8 hour pegging session, I know I'd tap out within the first hour. I salute all the men stronger than me.
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YarHarSuperstar @lemmy.world - 11mon
You've clearly never met any queer folks who do meth. But yes, normally it's difficult to go more than a few hours speaking as someone with a penis.
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TheFriar @lemm.ee - 11mon
You’ve clearly never met any queer folks who do meth.
Rude.
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YarHarSuperstar @lemmy.world - 11mon
Sorry I didn't mean to be rude by saying it. Just pointing out that there are exceptions, some of whom are meth users.
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DancingBear @midwest.social - 11mon
I know right he is totally queer meth exclusive
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Senseless @feddit.org - 11mon
Dunno bro, you don't necessarily need to use your penis to make her come three times and last longer than two hours.
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djsoren19 - 11mon
I'm just saying that I've been with a lot of men and women, and in my experience men are typically satisfied after 1-2 orgasms. Women are typically satisfied after 2-4. From the boasts I've heard from some of the lesbians I know, I'd expect a real marathon session to have both parties orgasming 10+ times. The math just doesn't check out for dudes.
Obv you can spend as much time as you want making your partner cum, but at a certain level of disparity it resembles sex less and more masturbation with a tool.
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scoobford @lemmy.zip - 11mon
My record is almost 8 hours friend.
You (or your partner) need to get good. Or maybe don't because I was fucking sore after that one, it wasn't really worth it.
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This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥 - 11mon
What do you even do for 8 hours???
I'm a clueless virgin if you can't tell
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InternetCitizen2 @lemmy.world - 11mon
Read her vagina the bible because she is about to get an exorcism ^lol^ .
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scoobford @lemmy.zip - 11mon
I have two pieces of sage wisdom friend:
You will spend countless hours of your life fucking. If you ever get the least bit bored, you're doing life wrong. There is a truly infinite number of ways to accomplish the task at hand.
You have spent exactly 0 hours thus far fucking. Like all things in life, fucking is a skill. It takes practice to be good at it.
But honestly I don't really remember, it was several years ago now. I can say with certainty that we didn't have many toys at the time, so it was 90% me, her, and her shitty dorm room.
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daggermoon @lemmy.world - 11mon
Fucking hell, 3 in one session. My record is 1. Maybe 3 in a day but in one session?
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casmael @lemm.ee - 11mon
Yeah pretty sure there have been logistically challenging dumps that lasted longer tbh
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MsPenguinette @lemmy.world - 11mon
Think you might have been a bit wooshed
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daggermoon @lemmy.world - 11mon
Probably, i'm a very literal person
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Peachy [they/she] - 11mon
The median straight-cis sex session is 5.4 minutes. Studies haven't really been completed for other types of couples, but the consensus in the queer community is that lesbian sex sessions are EXTREMELY long. Looking at a gay subreddit, it looks like 15-30 minutes is the consensus for good sex sessions. The Tik Tok ban was something like 12 hours
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daggermoon @lemmy.world - 11mon
My ummm... private sessions can be that long lol. I mean no disrespect I find it very fascinating.
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Peachy [they/she] - 11mon
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MrLLM @ani.social - 11mon
lesbian sex
Is that a thing??? May I ask for the sauce? I need it For Academic Purposes.
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gandalf_der_12te @discuss.tchncs.de - 11mon
yes it is a thing :D
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Feathercrown @lemmy.world - 11mon
You can only legally get the organic kind. Do you know any lesbians?
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FuzzChef @feddit.org - 11mon
What does that even mean?
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passepartout @feddit.org - 11mon
There's a cliché about lesbian women taking forever in bed to pleasure each other when dating, sometimes all day, compared to men taking 5 minutes of piv to cum and thus leaving women unsatisfied.
I'm a heterosexual man though, so take that knowledge with a grain of salt lol.
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Majorllama - 11mon
Unlike men there is no erection that needs to be maintained for continuous "sex" to take place. Now some people will argue that foreplay and aftercare count towards total time taken to boink, but no matter how you slice it there is a bit of a running joke that some lesbians can sorta just have sex all day.
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Nat (she/they) - 11mon
Men don't need erections either if they're willing to get similarly creative
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DancingBear @midwest.social - 11mon
So two minutes isn’t long enough now?
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WoodScientist @lemmy.world - 11mon
That does make me wonder. What is the official Guinness World Record for the longest continuous sex act?
Gork in 196
Last longer than a Tik Tok Rule
https://files.catbox.moe/pc9khm.jpgCongress voted, SCOTUS upheld, but he just ignored the law.
The part that's truly crazy to me is that this is a law he wanted, proposed, and attempted to implement. He can't even follow his own standards.
Well hey. When you have corporate money flowing into your pockets, it’s easy to change your mind (if you’re a disgusting vile piece of human trash). My curiosity lies in his newfound enablers (Elon, Zucker-borg) having spent insane amounts of money lobbying for the ban.
It would be funny if not nice to see those relationships fall apart because their affection was outbid by a larger dollar amount of affection.
Just Lesbian sex? What about gay or straight sex?
Men just can't last as long as women. Saying this as a man, if a lady wants to go for 2 hours I start getting weird penis pain pangs and honestly become a bit exhausted. Meanwhile, I know a gal who really only starts to get into sex after her third orgasm, and can easily keep going for a whole day.
We were born with fatal flaws and faulty equipment.
I wouldn't say that the equipment is faulty, it just doesn't come with an owners manual. If you can find a copy, chapter 6 is called "Poking the Prostate" it goes into great detail about how to go all day and have multiple orgasms. Turns out the engineers just have a sense of humor on where they placed the components.
Okay, this one's on me. I'll admit, my ass is really tight and gets sore easily. As much as I'd be interested in an 8 hour pegging session, I know I'd tap out within the first hour. I salute all the men stronger than me.
You've clearly never met any queer folks who do meth. But yes, normally it's difficult to go more than a few hours speaking as someone with a penis.
Rude.
Sorry I didn't mean to be rude by saying it. Just pointing out that there are exceptions, some of whom are meth users.
I know right he is totally queer meth exclusive
Dunno bro, you don't necessarily need to use your penis to make her come three times and last longer than two hours.
I'm just saying that I've been with a lot of men and women, and in my experience men are typically satisfied after 1-2 orgasms. Women are typically satisfied after 2-4. From the boasts I've heard from some of the lesbians I know, I'd expect a real marathon session to have both parties orgasming 10+ times. The math just doesn't check out for dudes.
Obv you can spend as much time as you want making your partner cum, but at a certain level of disparity it resembles sex less and more masturbation with a tool.
My record is almost 8 hours friend.
You (or your partner) need to get good. Or maybe don't because I was fucking sore after that one, it wasn't really worth it.
What do you even do for 8 hours???
I'm a clueless virgin if you can't tell
Read her vagina the bible because she is about to get an exorcism ^lol^ .
I have two pieces of sage wisdom friend:
You will spend countless hours of your life fucking. If you ever get the least bit bored, you're doing life wrong. There is a truly infinite number of ways to accomplish the task at hand.
You have spent exactly 0 hours thus far fucking. Like all things in life, fucking is a skill. It takes practice to be good at it.
But honestly I don't really remember, it was several years ago now. I can say with certainty that we didn't have many toys at the time, so it was 90% me, her, and her shitty dorm room.
Fucking hell, 3 in one session. My record is 1. Maybe 3 in a day but in one session?
Yeah pretty sure there have been logistically challenging dumps that lasted longer tbh
Think you might have been a bit wooshed
Probably, i'm a very literal person
The median straight-cis sex session is 5.4 minutes. Studies haven't really been completed for other types of couples, but the consensus in the queer community is that lesbian sex sessions are EXTREMELY long. Looking at a gay subreddit, it looks like 15-30 minutes is the consensus for good sex sessions. The Tik Tok ban was something like 12 hours
My ummm... private sessions can be that long lol. I mean no disrespect I find it very fascinating.
Is that a thing??? May I ask for the sauce? I need it For Academic Purposes.
yes it is a thing :D
You can only legally get the organic kind. Do you know any lesbians?
What does that even mean?
There's a cliché about lesbian women taking forever in bed to pleasure each other when dating, sometimes all day, compared to men taking 5 minutes of piv to cum and thus leaving women unsatisfied.
I'm a heterosexual man though, so take that knowledge with a grain of salt lol.
Unlike men there is no erection that needs to be maintained for continuous "sex" to take place. Now some people will argue that foreplay and aftercare count towards total time taken to boink, but no matter how you slice it there is a bit of a running joke that some lesbians can sorta just have sex all day.
Men don't need erections either if they're willing to get similarly creative
So two minutes isn’t long enough now?
That does make me wonder. What is the official Guinness World Record for the longest continuous sex act?