The idea that each American had an NSA agent tracking them is silly. There’s not enough agents to do that!
But each person having a Chinese spy assigned to them? Hell, China is so big you could have THREE people assigned to you for all we know.
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Nasan @sopuli.xyz - 11mon
I've got a baker, a retiree, and a preschooler monitoring my activities. They couldn't believe how easy it was to engage with me over various messenger apps and convince me to install spyware on my devices.
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Asafum @feddit.nl - 11mon
Now if you can get the retiree and the preschooler to convince the baker you could have a pretty sweet cake connection! Quid pro quo, for every cake I'll install a new app!
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Nasan @sopuli.xyz - 11mon
They actually sent me home security cameras along with cake from my local Chinese bakery. They told me I could be best protected if I installed one in each room, including my bathroom.
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Skullgrid @lemmy.world - 11mon
Oh god then he did the flying dickie
Ah so, ah so...
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BigDiction @lemmy.world - 11mon
Chinese and Americans memeing together might just end the trade war.
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festnt @sh.itjust.works - 11mon
well thats a way to achieve world peace
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Frozengyro @lemmy.world - 11mon
I think it might be a touch more than a trade war bud.
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The idea that each American had an NSA agent tracking them is silly. There’s not enough agents to do that!
But each person having a Chinese spy assigned to them? Hell, China is so big you could have THREE people assigned to you for all we know.
I've got a baker, a retiree, and a preschooler monitoring my activities. They couldn't believe how easy it was to engage with me over various messenger apps and convince me to install spyware on my devices.
Now if you can get the retiree and the preschooler to convince the baker you could have a pretty sweet cake connection! Quid pro quo, for every cake I'll install a new app!
They actually sent me home security cameras along with cake from my local Chinese bakery. They told me I could be best protected if I installed one in each room, including my bathroom.
Oh god then he did the flying dickie
Chinese and Americans memeing together might just end the trade war.
well thats a way to achieve world peace
I think it might be a touch more than a trade war bud.
A catradestrophy?!
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