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..rule?

SoupBrick @yiffit.net - 12mon

"We have to keep trying!" ~Elon to Trump

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MeatPilot - 12mon

The first sentence of a horrible Elon x Trump fanfiction.

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SGG - 12mon

What do you mean fiction? Why else would Musk have moved in with Turnip?

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TotallynotJessica - 12mon

HE WHAT!?!

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TotallynotJessica - 12mon

What a sub 😢

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apocalypticat @lemmy.world - 12mon

Besides the idiocy of the statement, these people don't understand the toll that pregnancy has on the body.

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usualsuspect191 @lemmy.ca - 12mon

Elon definitely looks like he's been pregnant 17 times...

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TotallynotJessica - 12mon

Idk, Elong looks significantly worse than that

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DerArzt @lemmy.world - 12mon

I guess he's running low on blood boys.

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qyron - 12mon

And yet, so many women still opt for having numerous large families.

P.s.

My native language double crossed me on that sentence.

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ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝 - 12mon

Wut?

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qyron - 12mon

Regardless pregnancy and birth being an highly stressful and toll taking endeavour for a woman's body, many still opt to have large families, out of their own volition.

I really don't see how much clearer I can get in my wording.

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Lodespawn @aussie.zone - 12mon

You could say that about a lot of things. Boxing enacts an extreme toll on a boxers body, in training, in match prep and in the fight itself, yet many of them continue to come back to the ring.

Sometimes the thing that is a struggle and exacts a toll has a reward that makes it worth it. It doesnt mean the struggle to get the thing wasn't difficult or debilitating.

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qyron - 12mon

You're right and I whole heartdly agree with you.

I was trying to express that exact same idea on my first comment, with obviously disastrous outcome.

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ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝 - 12mon

Yeah, I got confused by the numerous / large there.

Some peeps get away with having two families, but it usually is the guy because it's easier to father children on "business trips" than to do a whole pregnancy.

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qyron - 12mon

Travel salesman family arrangement.

It's the classic joke in my country.

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captainlezbian @lemmy.world - 12mon

True, but 17 is rare and wild.

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qyron - 12mon

Today.

A great-grandmother of mine had 19.

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ZILtoid1991 @lemmy.world - 12mon

How many of them lived to adulthood?

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qyron - 12mon

Only two died. One fell off a wall at 6, the other was attacked by a dog. Most never married.

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But_my_mom_says_im_cool @lemmy.world - 12mon

So he admits at least 17 guys have nutted in him

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Spezi @feddit.org - 12mon

At least 18, one of them is sterile due to age and bad nutrition.

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TΚœα΄‡Κ€α΄€α΄˜ΚGβ’ΆΚ€Κβ½α΅—Κ°α΅‰ΚΈβ€˜α΅—Κ°α΅‰α΅βΎ - 12mon

What on earth is the implication here?

Edit: I've learned far more about this man's personal life than I wanted to, wtf lmao I feel so bad for his kids

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Kit - 12mon

Elon takes it up the ass on the regular.

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misterdoctor - 12mon

Elon has like a dozen kids and his dad compares having kids to horse breeding and believes that the only thing we’re here on earth to do is have kids. So I think the implication is that Elon is a fucking psycho who would allow himself to be impregnated in order to further grow humanity (which is something Elon has said he wants to encourage everyone to do).

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Denjin @lemmings.world - 12mon

The reboot of Succession in 20 years is going to be wild.

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Zorsith - 12mon

Dude has a serious breeding fetish. He does not keep it to himself, at all.

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Midnitte @beehaw.org - 12mon

Elons a slut

Strider Musk (2021) β€” with Shivon Zilis

Techno Mechanicus Musk (2022) β€” with Grimes

Child whose name is not known (2024) β€” with Shivon Zilis

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Honytawk @lemmy.zip - 12mon

I doubt he would think the same after having one for 9 months

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Nunar @lemmy.world - 12mon

He would have had 17 abortions

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Nora - 12mon

Men can give birth though....

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lazynooblet - 12mon

After 16 children choose emancipation....

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XOXOX @lemmy.world - 12mon

Found another Elon alt account.

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irelephant [he/him]🍭 - 12mon

I don't support him in any way, just though that musk mpreg was funny.

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bbpolterGAYst (she/her) - 12mon

MPREG MUSK

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8000gnat @reddthat.com - 12mon

MPRUSK

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