183
12mon
32

Rule

This is actually a real screenshot from years ago.

Townze is a cop now.

F/15/Cali@threads.net - 12mon

That’s ridiculous, everyone has a dick

62
☭SaltyIcetea☭ - 12mon

you might wanna sit down for this...

10
Valmond @lemmy.world - 12mon

Their own or someone elses

4
psychOdelic she/her - 12mon

first time encountering a threads user Here on the fediverse, for me. good day.

4
yetAnotherUser @discuss.tchncs.de - 12mon

You might want to check again, that's the "display name" that can be set to anything.

6
psychOdelic she/her - 12mon

oops, just saw it haha. I was confused, because everyone basically defederated with threads.

5
Lemminary - 12mon

Hey look, a mouse cursor on my phone screen! :P

3
FQQD - 12mon

Username checks out

3
Brave Little Hitachi Wand - 12mon

People who space out punctuation like that are psychopaths

61
Pasta Dental - 12mon

In France that's the correct way to write it, probably other countries as well

21
alx - 12mon

So, it checks out

41
Brave Little Hitachi Wand - 12mon

Ah god damn it !

9
Swedneck @discuss.tchncs.de - 12mon

psycopathic behaviour

8
ParadoxSeahorse @lemmy.world - 12mon

I will do it if quoting lazily at the end of a sentence without quotes, like what is f(n) ?

6
moonlight - 12mon

To me it feels weird if there's just one punctuation mark like this !

But normal if there are two like this !!

Like there should be a space only for even numbers. Don't ask me why.

5
sem - 12mon

I swear I'm not a psychopath I'm just lazy. The spacebar is right next to the . on the phone and sometimes I miss the first time and don't feel like trying to backspace.

1
benbrain @lemmy.world - 12mon

What does this mean?

29
Maven (famous) - 12mon

Absolutely fantastic question

42
tacosanonymous @lemm.ee - 12mon

Front butt club, rise up?

20
ZILtoid1991 @lemmy.world - 12mon

What about rear and side butts? 360º of butts.

3
TriflingToad @sh.itjust.works - 12mon

non English speakers (or language barriers in general) get a +10 in humor I swear. It's SO FUNNY to see someone know what they want to say but not be able to communicate correctly.

My sister went to Greece for a study abroad thing for a few months and one day someone accidentally broke her sunglasses but they didn't know how to apologize so he just kinda pointed and flapped his hands 😭
She said "it's ok 3 euro 3 euro" along with some thumbs up and stuff to show that she doesn't really care about them as they were getting old anyways. The guy tried to apologize more than turned to his buddy and started talking and all my sister could understand was "whe38sjsh cheap Chinese garbage sueus8hennshs" because I guess he didn't know the word for it in his language or something 😂
The best part is, I'm sure from his side she is also the one who can't talk because she doesn't know Greek.

Also every time she crossed the street for the first week she would do the little 'hand wave thing' Americans do (actually I didn't know I did it until she told this story) to thank drivers but APPARENTLY that's seen as worse than the middle finger over there and understandably nobody thought to tell the students about their equivalent of the middle finger. So one day when she was walking with someone from Greece they asked her why she was being so rude to drivers and my sister felt really bad afterwards

18
sem - 12mon

Wait waving like waving hello 👋 is a rude gesture there? What does it mean?

15
olenko - 12mon

Opening your hand in front of the face of somebody is considered very rude and it is like saying "fuck you".

A Wikipedia article about this

I am not sure if you mean that though. And no the waving gesture is not considered rude at all.

7
sem - 12mon

A thank you wave in USA is an open hand 👋 and very subtle to no shake. I can see how it would look like the insulting gesture.

Thanks!

2
Okokimup @lemmy.world - 12mon

I have neither.

9
fracture [he/him] - 12mon

the two genders: dick and ass

3
sem - 12mon

What app is this

1
Dragonborn3810 @lemmy.world - 12mon

Pretty sure its discord just with a spacing setting I don't remember the name of

4
Da Bald Eagul - 12mon

Just the old mobile default design.

2
Maven (famous) - 12mon

Discord but the accessibility stuff is a bit fucked. The screenshot is super super old but it was making the rounds in the community again.

3