I hate when your asked to choose a number on a completely arbitrary scale your are completely unfamiliar with.
Leave the scale for the regulars, and just accept "less, medium/normal, more"
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dQw4w9WgXcQ @lemm.ee - 12mon
This reminds me when I was at a coffee shop where I ordered some hot coffee drink with milk. I don't remember what kind it was, but the barista brought out a big cup with a small coffee shot in it. Then she said something which I somehow didn't hear, so I just nodded and said "yes". She started pouring the milk into the cup. I just watched.
She continued to pour. Slowly.
After a few seconds, she raised her eyes up to me, still pouring the milk. I was starting to wonder how much milk this drink was supposed to have. I could see her starting to have more of a worried look while she filled up the last bit of the cup.
Finally she stopped. A full cup. I took the drink, said thanks and left.
When I tasted it, I noticed that the drink was incredibly weak. Then I realized that the barista had asked me to say stop, but I just made her basically make me a full cup of hot milk.
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marzhall @lemmy.world - 12mon
Sounds amazing to me
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PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him] - 12mon
Thiccccc meat
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_stranger_ @lemmy.world - 12mon
Goddamnit, this unlocked a memory of a kid in middle school eating a can of spam with a spoon.
A more apt description of deli ham I have not heard.
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LuxSpark @lemmy.cafe - 12mon
It's the rare delicacy baloney steak.
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spujb @lemmy.cafe - 12mon
the blake
1
Agent641 @lemmy.world - 12mon
It is meat. Ask no further questions.
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azi @mander.xyz - 12mon
сука... not know doctor's sausage when you see it, блин?
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Peachy [they/she] - 12mon
This was reported for potential harassment.
Just to clarify for other users, doctor's sausage is a Russian sausage.
It's pretty similar to saying "damn, you don't know spam when you see it? Shit.." (spam has a similar history...kind of)
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JeeBaiChow @lemmy.world - 12mon
The kind named after an European town?
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Omega - 12mon
Looks delicious
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7uWqKj @lemmy.world - 12mon
What’s the problem, looks just about right.
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festnt @sh.itjust.works - 12mon
the perfect amount
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nesc @lemmy.cafe - 12mon
I not sure what is this thing but it's not meat.
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7uWqKj @lemmy.world - 12mon
Judging from looks and thickness, it could be Leberkäse, delicious 😋
Track_Shovel in 196
5 rule
I hate when your asked to choose a number on a completely arbitrary scale your are completely unfamiliar with.
Leave the scale for the regulars, and just accept "less, medium/normal, more"
This reminds me when I was at a coffee shop where I ordered some hot coffee drink with milk. I don't remember what kind it was, but the barista brought out a big cup with a small coffee shot in it. Then she said something which I somehow didn't hear, so I just nodded and said "yes". She started pouring the milk into the cup. I just watched.
She continued to pour. Slowly.
After a few seconds, she raised her eyes up to me, still pouring the milk. I was starting to wonder how much milk this drink was supposed to have. I could see her starting to have more of a worried look while she filled up the last bit of the cup.
Finally she stopped. A full cup. I took the drink, said thanks and left.
When I tasted it, I noticed that the drink was incredibly weak. Then I realized that the barista had asked me to say stop, but I just made her basically make me a full cup of hot milk.
Sounds amazing to me
Thiccccc meat
Goddamnit, this unlocked a memory of a kid in middle school eating a can of spam with a spoon.
.... I still do that.
Poor life choices. There's a difference
I eat up internet's spam. With no spoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ2QWsNG71s
Child abuse
Germans know the rule:
"Wenn die Wurst so dick wie's Brot ist, ist's wurst wie dick das Brot ist."
Isn't five 5mm?
That'd be 2 inches tho
Nah, 5mm is a fifth of an inch. 5cm would be 2 inches.
I can't read 😑
You're thinking of 50mm. 5mm is like a quarter inch
Never got going to the deli and getting bologna, If I'm going to a deli I'm getting something good.
Anxiety soon to be met with high blood pressure.
fry that bitch in butter
Fry it for sure, but you shouldn't need to add an extra fat. You always can if you want, but bologna fries really well on its own.
I'm feeling sick just by looking at this abomination
Looks like you won. Enjoy your sandwich, King.
What kind of meat is that? It looks disgusting.
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/e46180f2-f3e1-4b7b-8f43-c8645e9ea3f3.png
A more apt description of deli ham I have not heard.
It's the rare delicacy baloney steak.
the blake
It is meat. Ask no further questions.
сука... not know doctor's sausage when you see it, блин?
This was reported for potential harassment. Just to clarify for other users, doctor's sausage is a Russian sausage. It's pretty similar to saying "damn, you don't know spam when you see it? Shit.." (spam has a similar history...kind of)
The kind named after an European town?
Looks delicious
What’s the problem, looks just about right.
the perfect amount
I not sure what is this thing but it's not meat.
Judging from looks and thickness, it could be Leberkäse, delicious 😋
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leberkäse