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garfruleld says it like it is

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Mossy Feathers (She/Her) - 12mon

Wow. While I wouldn't say it made me laugh, that is pretty well done. Garfield being like, "I don't fucking care, give me lasagna, Jean" is pretty on-point.

Edit: granted, that kinda is Garfield's entire personality, but it would have been so easy to have Garfield ignore Jean's request and focus entirely on the lasagna.

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HipsterTenZero @dormi.zone - 12mon

nobody in the history of the earth has ever laughed at a garfield comic strip

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lime! - 12mon

except jim davis

and that guy who made garfield eats

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TotallynotJessica - 12mon

Idk. I laugh everytime I see the pipe comic after watching a dude analyze it for an hour.

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konalt - 12mon

now where could my pipe be

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MBM @lemmings.world - 12mon

out of the ordinary, I mean

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HipsterTenZero @dormi.zone - 12mon

yes

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TriflingToad @sh.itjust.works - 12mon

fair enough, I tried :(

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spujb @lemmy.cafe - 12mon

perfect characterization 🤌 like that’s garfield alright

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BenReilly97 @lemmy.world - 12mon

He's an ally cat [canned laughter]

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spujb @lemmy.cafe - 12mon

i just got the strange feeling that canned lasagna would be yummers lowkey

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morphballganon @mtgzone.com - 12mon

Add some ricotta to some beefaroni

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spujb @lemmy.cafe - 12mon

oh my gyatt

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Whats_your_reasoning @lemmy.world - 12mon

How would that be packaged? I'm imagining a square of lasagna rolled into a tube.

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spujb @lemmy.cafe - 12mon

like spam

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Kaity - 12mon

why does every trans meme assume we change our name to just the other gendered version of our dead names lol. It's a trope at this point, but speaking as a trans woman that would be dysphoric af.

I guess, to be fair, I actually considered making my middle name similar to my dead name as a way out for my parents from the "it's just hard for us" but I realized I hated that idea and screw them if they think respecting me is too hard for them.

Edit: btw 2 years post come out and my dad finally used my chosen name for the first time. They can change, though my dad keeps misgendering, which shows me his heart isn't in the right place. He's thinking "appease" me as in his heart I'm still a guy, even though he definitely glanced at my chest... guh

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Rose Thorne(She/Her) - 12mon

General ease of identification. Going from "John" to "Jean" is an easier logical leap of "this is the same person" than "John" to "Sarah".

Of course, when dealing with a well known character with an easy to recognise overall design, it's kinda weird, but visual and mental recognition are in general.

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azertyfun @sh.itjust.works - 12mon

Fictional characters also have a bunch of naming rules that real people don't. Quite importantly, unless you're GRRM they should not have the same or similar name to another character in your story (i.e. what you're saying, one name per person and one person per name). Else shit's just confusing, as knows anyone who tried to learn anything about Elden Ring's lore.

Names also should match the character's personality. John's John because he's meant to be pathetically average and John is the most average white american name there is. Naming him Bartholomew or Rico would not have worked for that particular character.

I would therefore posit that if John as a fictional character did transition, Jane might be a better fit due to being more common while still being familiar enough not to be confusing. Or perhaps Jess which retains an alliteration but sounds even more "basic" then Jane IMO.

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Rose Thorne(She/Her) - 12mon

I dig Jane because there's also another tie there.

John and Jane Doe, typically used when there's no personal identification.

Though I also feel like we're losing something because of the medium. Is it "Gene" like genie or "Jawn" like Jeanne?

I live in the rural South, it could genuinely go either way in my head, though I lean towards "Jawn" for the better flow from "John".

EDIT: Okay, I cannot decide which makes more sense as a pronunciation guide, if you've played Bayonetta, you've heard it pronounced.

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Zagorath - 12mon

unless you're GRRM they should not have the same or similar name to another character in your story

Or Robert "all Aes Sedai names begin with M" Jordan. (To say nothing of two of the core POV characters both having names that are pronounced the same apart from a single consonant cluster.)

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Kaity - 12mon

that's true

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spujb @lemmy.cafe - 12mon

i don’t know, but trope or not anecdotally i can say it does happen so i try not to judge

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Kaity - 12mon

Never would judge any real person for their chosen name, I just find it silly when it's like this in memes and stories.

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Zink @programming.dev - 12mon

I would guess it’s actually more likely in memes and stories, because using a similar name will help the more smooth brained readers follow along.

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Kaity - 12mon

Yeah, I can totally see that being why the trope is super prevalent.

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Alice @beehaw.org - 12mon

Two of my friends have done it. I've considered doing it because I like the sound of my irl name, just not the gendered connotations.

I do think it's overrepresented in fiction, but I don't think it's silly or anything.

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Kaity - 12mon

That's fair, I never intended to invalidate anyone's decision to have any sort of chosen name.

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Swedneck @discuss.tchncs.de - 12mon

hey now, some trans memes are about changing your name to "msulseth the devourer"

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Kaity - 12mon

But see, that's a really great chosen name so I totally get that.

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Hawk @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 12mon

Jean is just the French form of John. It's not a different gendered form.

All I can conclude is that he transitioned to French

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Obi @sopuli.xyz - 12mon

A fate worse than death (and I'm saying that as a french).

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Hadriscus @lemm.ee - 12mon

Wouldn't even wish it on Odie

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Godnroc @lemmy.world - 12mon

Most of my friends who are trans immediately got a nickname because it was easier to go to that instead of their dead name and then you just needed to eventually go from nickname to their new name.

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Kaity - 12mon

Me too, I had a non-gendered nickname based on my dead name, and was going to just have my middle chosen name be a lovely name that fit that nickname. But then I decided I hated the nickname and got sour on the idea of "making it easy" for my parents to dead name me in their heart, while using a chosen name.

Ended up not having a middle name, which is cool because I get to "legally attest" to not having a middle name sometimes which I thought was interesting.

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_____ @lemm.ee - 12mon

it's too funny to actually be Garfield

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Rose - 12mon

Wait. What if Garfield eats lasagna all the time because the freezer is literally an endless pocket dimension full of lasagna...

Shit, I need my morning coffee. I hate Mondays and it's only the Sunday morning now.

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Nexy - 12mon

I love how the first think he did with the news it's making the girl go to the kitchen.

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DragonTypeWyvern @midwest.social - 12mon

It's weird to bring that up when Garfield in particular and cats in general would have the same response to any person that can make them food.

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spujb @lemmy.cafe - 12mon

all cats do this tbh i dont see this as an issue

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spujb @lemmy.cafe - 12mon

your car is a fucking misogynist

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Kaity - 12mon

It's funny cause even if someone is transphobic, on some level they do see you as valid which they'd never intentionally admit. But they will unintentionally admit it with their misandry/misogyny.

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aeronmelon @lemmy.world - 12mon

Wow, I didn’t realize there was Garfield shitposting outside of I’m sorry, Jon.

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GooberEar @lemmy.wtf - 12mon

If that's how you feel "Garfruleld" then I'm leaving you and I'm going to got live with my new beauchat, Handkerchief.

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TotallynotJessica - 12mon

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festnt @sh.itjust.works - 12mon

That is an English language word used for several grammatical purposes. These include use as an adjective, conjunction, pronoun, adverb and intensifier; it has distance from the speaker, as opposed to words like this.

The word did not originally exist in Old English, and its concept was represented by þe. Once it came into being, it was spelt as þæt (among others, such as þet), taking the role of the modern that. It also took on the role of the modern word what, though this has since changed, and that has recently replaced some usage of the modern which.

Pronunciation of the word varies according to its role within a sentence, with a strong form, /ðæt/ ⓘ and a weak form, /ðət/ ⓘ.

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TotallynotJessica - 12mon

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Whats_your_reasoning @lemmy.world - 12mon

Your meme game is glorious and envious. I can only imagine you stock up on them the way doomsday preppers stock up on canned goods, so you're ready for any situation.

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TotallynotJessica - 12mon

Yup! They're sorted by use case as well 😊

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spujb @lemmy.cafe - 12mon

i need peter griffin to explain this one to me

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